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borisslav.eu
Here to start a band. Or a revolution. 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇬🇸🇪🇪🇺⚛️ He/Him | Gay | Woke AF. Prog metal, gaming, science, history, general nerdery, writing weird music and dodging bigots somewhere in Eastern Europe. Also, coffee.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

submitted 3 days ago • 32 comments

Just watched the HBO Luigi documentary. Super pro-CEO biased but also trying to convince us how much Luigi and Thompson had in common because they were both valedictorians. Laughable because only one of them is a parasite and he’s dead now. Also can Dan Abrams just fuck off please?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Clippy was smarter than ChatGPT. 😐

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I really wish @nebula.tv’s android tv app wasn’t as horrible as it is. :/

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Douchebag who keeps pretending he’s helping me but has zero clue what I’m doing and hasn’t done any meaningful work since he started keeps calling me ‘buddy’ and that triggers me because I’m an expert with 15 years of exp and not a fucking golden retriever. What should I do to make him stfu?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

After almost two years I have just reunited with my barber. The bond is unbroken and the dude still knows exactly what I want! I’m gonna cry 🥲

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Blessed be the fruit I guess 😐

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Funny how the people who were pushing the conspiracy theory that Gates was trying to put chips on our heads are the same people who now celebrate Musk, who, in fact, does indeed put chips in people’s heads.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

After years of watching endless YouTube tutorials and reading countless WikiHow guides, I, a fully grown adult in my late 30s, have finally achieved the impossible: I have successfully folded a fitted sheet! 🤯 Stay tuned for the announcement of my first in a series of TED Talks on this achievement.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I will consider converting to Catholicism if they replace the host with banana chips.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I asked Siri the ‘When is the next Friday the 13th’ question and now we’re debating the ephemeral nature of time. 10/10 recommended.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Currently watching an anti-capitalist YouTuber trying to sell me stuff and the irony isn’t lost on me.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Not ChatGPT accidentally giving me (good) tax evasion advice though 😶

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Are you aware that there are fifteen times more dogs in the world than Italians?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Is it plagiarism if you steal from yourself? I was just working on a song and at some point I was like… hmm that sounds familiar… and then I realised that it heavily borrows from an instrumental piece I wrote forever ago. Feel is totally different and I don’t plan on suing myself anyway 😬

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Can someone please make a podcast or conduct a study about that artificial, sweet smell, often reminiscent of a taxi cab, that’s nothing like actual coconut but we’ve collectively agreed to call coconut? It’s like… how did this happen?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

The universe speaks in mysterious ways.

submitted 21 days ago • 1507 comments

I like being single but I guess I must husband up because I’m getting tired of never being asked out for a dinner. Honestly, there’s only so many ways one can cook pasta 😶

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

@bsky.app please let me edit things. I misspell stuff. I have far fingers. That’s fat shaming 😭

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment