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you know what really grinds my gears? friction

Per DCPI someone slashed the tires of *19* NYPD cars in Manhattan. The image they have is someone whose entire face and body are completely covered save for a tiny sliver below their eyes and of their neck, making the images they have completely useless.

bake da pie

everyone has that one friend who is plagued by the horrors

Hey NYC! The bathroom code to the Five Guys on w 14th & 6th Ave is 0369 💋 xoxo go piss girl

📣 Alright yall. @sdfortransrights.bsky.social is organizing a fundraiser for Annie Jump Vicente (she/her). They’re teaming up with @tsukuru.bsky.social from @transrescueaction.bsky.social. There’s already $3k with the bondsman, we need the other $7k for bail + then $5k retainer for her lawyer.

!!My Brooklyn people!! Via @taliajane.bsky.social (on X): This person reportedly committed a hate crime against a trans person on the J train at Delancey-Essex today. He reportedly attacked the person on the platform, “hit them on the back of the head while screaming tr*nny.” x.com/taliaotg/sta...

The CAT is FYAT

Was this developed by suburban high schoolers?

I'm gonna give you all my rubs in the rat meat In the rat meat

The amount of I have to piss in my body has reached c r i t i c a l m a s s.

Please pleaaaase lemme hit your vape I'm just a silly little guy pleaaaaase I'll die pleaaase

7 years in the mines and all I have to show for it? The black lung and an iron Reagan cover band

Person whos never drank beer before voice: I love Stella Artois

The two genders are gangvocals and cumsluts

Saying something stupid in english: amusement fit to pass the time Saying something even stupider in another language, poorly: utmost peak of comedy, unreachable by most mortal men

La Milanesa de Pollo,,, Alta cocina para los autistas.

Amusement courses through my veins, I have become a mirthful creature

I am stifling laughter trying not to wake my sleeping partner, I am making tiny hoots like an owl

Do u think they put his face on the beanit