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going to find my forever home (a cemetery)

submitted 23 hours ago • 8 comments

Sometimes I read replies on my posts and think omg these people are not eating enough potatoes

submitted 135 days ago • 35 comments

Sometimes when dogs sniff me I am absolutely convinced they're weighing how much flesh they'd have to chew to get to my bones but I'm still like aww what a good puppy

submitted 134 days ago • 34 comments

Okay so this is awkward now but when I yelled, "Get your ass on the tortilla, and stay there," it wasn't for you, it was the shredded cheese

submitted 122 days ago • 23 comments

my 17yo hangs w the school viet club, and they invited him to be a lion dancer. he's been doing it for a few months, and he loves it. i think it's pretty cool!

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

oh no I forgot about the roast I left in my DMs.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

my voice is an unforgettable melody, like someone enthusiastically playing the clarinet for the first time ever

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

sometimes I start to reply on your post just so I can hit “cancel” right next to your avi.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

baby those aren’t age spots. that’s my patina.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

yo gabba gabapentin

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

but sir, my thirst. it’s a trap.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I was going to play here with you all but I have a date and she’s beautiful. clap for me.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I feel bad for rich people. They’ve never eaten leftover spaghetti out of a yogurt container using a busted white cedar shingle

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Put on a scally cap and sing Endless Love to a zamboni whatever it takes

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I just can’t with this guy

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

*Moses coming down from Mount Sinai* Holy shit Moses what happened to your hair?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

IF FOREIGNER DIDN’T SING ABOUT IT IT’S NOT WORTH KNOWING

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

A fingerprint in the putty of an old sash is a valid document

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

“Baby steps,” I whisper to myself while lacing up my clown shoes.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I'm sorry, autistim has always been around... they didn't have a name for it when I was a kid the teachers just called us "Irish" and shipped my friends that got into too much trouble to an institution

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I don't know why the world has stopped supporting my family. I feel so sad Odai needs an operation and food containing calcium and many vitamins Please don't abandon us. With the border crossings closed and prices rising, my family is now short of food and the money to buy it. gofund.me/d6418ba2

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Why learn to cook when I can have cereal: a meal and a dessert and a drink

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Hm at some point in my evening I took out my phone, made a note that says "Pelican at the disco" and put my phone away

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

i like whimsy so i call them mad @ters instead of reply guys

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

They were called “chatas” till your mom vacationed in Mexico.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

*maintaining eye contact with the security guard as i take 23 cans of la croix out of my pockets*

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

My cover band "Some Doubt" is having trouble deciding on a set list

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

A miracle that's never talked about is when Jesus organized a dinner with twelve friends and nobody canceled.

submitted 132 days ago • 7 comments

At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

submitted 6 days ago • 313 comments

Emerald Mine Boy would like us to work on the mines.

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

I hope reincarnation doesn’t exist because I can’t do this shit twice.

submitted 20 hours ago • 14 comments

Don’t let the presence of what never happened be your shadow.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Sometimes I’ll make a face like I’m interested in what you’re saying, but I’m actually just thinking about how interested I must look from your point of view.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Sometimes I want to microwave my face despite knowing that will just heat it up around the edges.

submitted 12 hours ago • 4 comments

White people will name a child Moonbeam and then have a cat named Earl.

submitted 19 hours ago • 22 comments

implies she wasn't healthy? yeah dude, she had measles

submitted 15 hours ago • 6 comments

shaved my chin and lower cheeks to create mutton chops and a long stache for a 70s themed party. these parts of my face have not felt the air in 30 years.

submitted 20 hours ago • 6 comments

very sorry to Coachella goers for their struggles, have they maybe considered doing a game night with various chips and dips instead

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

"WAIT…I THOUGHT A BALLERINA WAS JUST A SMALL BALLER," I shout to be heard over the Tchaikovsky.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

no one thinks you’re a liar, you just express really shitty personal truths

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

whoa babe i can't believe they said that to you. i'm appalled and offended on your behalf babe. on my own behalf i'm laughing though. that shit was funny as fuck babe.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

my love language is holding you hostage as i play music video after music video for your viewing pleasure

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments