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IG: @born_miserable • YT: youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic and youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social • find my music (The Blackout Choir) on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon MY POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg
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I love my brain, and I wouldn’t trade it for anything. It’s my favorite thing about me. I would love to have a kid who thinks like me. I just wish it didn’t require years of trial and error and feeling terrible about myself to get to a place where I feel good about being me.

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

I like to tell people I'm "battling my demons." It sounds so much cooler than sitting around knowing why I suck and wondering why that doesn't fix it

submitted 70 days ago • 23 comments

Once I passed out drunk at Georgia O'Keeffe's house and she drew a vagina on my face

submitted 75 days ago • 33 comments

Banker: You're sure you want a reverse mortgage & get how it works? Me (imagines bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes

submitted 87 days ago • 13 comments

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Me: I was in an Ikea

submitted 64 days ago • 22 comments

Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet? Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

submitted 93 days ago • 20 comments

I sleep with a bat under my bed in case someone breaks in and wants to learn about echolocation

submitted 59 days ago • 35 comments

Missed connection: at Chili's, you were the cool guy who could take a punch. I was the woman socking people in the butt, yelling "Happy Boxing Day!" till the hostess tackled me

submitted 10 hours ago • 16 comments

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submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

excuse me kfc, but my stoned ass ordered a brownie tray last night & this isn’t that.

submitted 371 days ago • 15 comments

Elon

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Running thread of people trying to normalize the sieg heil. It's not an "Elon gesture", it's not autism, it's not your heart going out, it's not parody or trolling. It's fucking despicable. Don't ever let this shit become normal. Fuck any excuse given, there is none. Zero tolerance. 1. Elon Musk

submitted 17 hours ago • 84 comments

Can't decide which of 25 comics to share, settling on this one.

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This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

submitted 4 hours ago • 119 comments

hey just a reminder that i have a bunch of fun custom and personalized greeting cards for cheap at doodlybugstudio.etsy.com :) collect 'em all!

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

yeah, the MTV’s Real World but with all Pucks

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

When you spend time apart, tell them intimate little details of your day to keep them feeling close. EXAMPLE: “I saw three dead birds today.”

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

it’s a matter of life and death and to be honest, it’s not looking good for life at all

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

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submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Omg this sounds amazing

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Democrats should all start making the jerk off motion when asked about anything Trump-related, just to see how it gets described. “Controversial gesture that suggests self-pleasuring”

submitted 3 hours ago • 77 comments

current mood: wondering where all the cults went because mass suicide sounds kinda like a vibe tbh

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

STOP reading books and START drinking paint

submitted 4 hours ago • 20 comments

If these bunch of Nazis don't go out like the last bunch of Nazis, I'm gonna be so mad

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

i had a literal nightmare about jd vance last night

submitted 4 hours ago • 7 comments

Text “STOP” to stop the world and melt with me.

submitted 62 days ago • 8 comments

never meet your heroes betty crocker stole my brownie recipe and my husband

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Stop, in the name of fleeting infatuation

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

You call that an apology? I'll show you an apology! Canadian Oneupmanship

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

last night i had the craziest dream that my country actually allowed… *reads news* oh no

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

COWBOY: giddyap HORSE: not until you recognize the value of my labor COW: leave it, he’s not gonna listen HORSE: no, i’m tired of this gary SHEEP: yeah gary this guy is baaaad news

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

it seems as if every day science takes another giant leap forward

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

him: i wanna know what love is and i want you to show me me: no

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

A watched pot never boils. This is your punishment. The Gods writhe their displeasure. There will be no more coffee or instant noodles for you.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

i bet rich people have to turn off an annoying amount of light switches before before bed

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

“THE YOGURT HAD MY GOD DAMN NAME ON IT, MARGARET.”

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

This day in history. 1966. The Soviets launched dogs Veterok and Ugolek into orbit on Cosmos 110, for a record-setting 21 days. Something happened to them up there, something unnatural, but they never spoke of it.

submitted 366 days ago • 1 comment

Let's go over the five dumbest arguments not to impeach Trump. They are all dumb. But these are the dumbest: 🧵

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

is it friday again or is time fake

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

You wait to see 'truth'. Decades later, you see it. You were always good.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

NOSTRADAMUS: [rising from the grave] my bad, everyone

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

so Democrats beat on, refusing to break rules to restore any semblance of democracy all while urging you to continue voting and donating to their pointless causes, borne back ceaselessly into the past

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments