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Hi, Im Pixels! He/Him, 20, pan
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This morning I heard “Shock the Monkey.” When the DJ came back, he said, “The only way I would ever shock a monkey is by giving it two bananas when it only expected one,” and I said HELL yeah

Sometimes, Uni becomes a rectangle

You know when a youtube video's title is like "how many things in thing?" And the tumbnail is the answer, and then "( I swear this is interesting)" ? Yeah, I dont watch those videos

Before they invented cars there was no way of knowing if drunk driving was bad because you could just blame the horse

Grand Rapids showing up for No Kings, with Poly Styrene on the PA to boot

Im tired of pristine clothing. Im tired of clean. Im tired of white walls and perfect countertops. Burn it all down, and live in the wreckage. We will make our own fun.

In Portuguese, the slang for girl is the same word for sea mine.

If you’re new to the bad news today, here’s a recap: - Harvey Weinstein was just acquitted on 1 rape charge b/c the jury foreperson was a no-show - A Democratic Rep in Minnesota was murdered today w/ her spouse & her Senator colleague was shot along with his spouse by a man pretending to be a cop

Anyone seen that Particles and Powders: Honor Among Sieves movie yet

Would you haunt me forever, dear? And when I breath no longer, may we haunt together?

Cobwebs, spiders, ghouls, and ghosts can really turn a haunted house into a haunted home.

“I don't really know for sure but i assume that this game was DK's fate. all monkeys and apes fate. What would happen to them. Before i wrote this i took a few screenshots of the game and found out that some monkeys are close to extinction. The game was made in May 8th 2003.”

“a cutscene played it was mega man dying in a bed and he was coughing up blood and he was flatlined”

Someone just sent me this on Discord 💀

Im dragging ANYBODY who says that phrase. Y’all better fucking not. Do NOT turn centuries of scientific advancement into a talking point for these fucking cultists, reducing people’s LIFE’S WORK to some fucking talking head bullshit

Long hair, dirty ass mirror, and a lizard. This is what its all for

Every autistic person isn’t comfortable sharing that they are autistic and that’s okay 👌🏽 the world hasn’t exactly made us feel like we are welcome & accepted here, some can easily become targets & just may not have the ‘luxury’ to disclose it, it’s a personal choice either way I respect it

😂😂😂 me

I’ve seen a few variations of this making the rounds. I like this one best. I don’t know who the original artist is but thank you to them.

MSNBC said Seattle is ICE's target. They are going to hit blue cities. Spread it around, please. I don't watch, so im glad someone has let us know.

I cannot stop watching this clip of a uniformed officer raising a weapon and firing directly towards reporter Lauren Tomasi and crew live on the air. I don’t give a shit if it’s a non-lethal projectile or not; JOURNALISTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO THEIR JOBS IN SAFETY.

Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm barely (sometimes not) making rent. People have been telling me to start a gofundme but I feel weird about that. But I thought maybe if I was contributing something? SOO I started making shitposting shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?

I am in downtown Los Angeles right now and it is completely surreal to hear that Trump is sending Marines here. We are listening to mariachi music. People have dogs. There are teenagers here. It is utterly and completely peaceful. Please tell your friends.

I need spiders to understand they can go anywhere in my house except across my shoulder while im in bed

There's always been autism. It was just "that boy's not right." It was just "they're touched in the head." It was just "deaf and dumb." It was just "hysterical." "Over sensitive." "Melodramatic." There's always been autism. You just chained them to a radiator and called it something else.

Assault on nonviolent citizens

Caturday bean.o.o Bean "She may be blind, but Bean sees everything 👀"

Weaponizing my autism when I don’t get my way. >>>>> “No, you can’t have a cookie.” “So basically you’re saying you hate autistic ppl and think I should be lobotomized?”

On top of everything else, Greta Thunberg shows that autistic people and the neurodivergent don’t need to be “cured.” They’re often the only ones in the room with any genuine sense of moral courage and compassion.

Non Natives: if you're upset about Jonathan Joss, please look up Misty Upham as well. Natives are still in danger even when we "make it big." We are not safe even when we're successful. Even when people love us.

Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

Walter White spitting facts:

Who taught them this

Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth

A poet buys weed. “It’s for the pigeons,” he says. Listen! A high coo.

High schoolers!! The kids are good.

Which path, young pixels: The light? Or the dark?

Can my associated animal be both a beardie and a horse or do I have to pick one

I'm thinking thoughts. 😺

Happy Pride! As pushback and attempted erasure continues, remember the truth: Diversity is Reality. 🌈

2008 - 2025 Fuck 🖕ai