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Tommy Conway is going to be better than Latte Lath. There I said it

First time in MONTHS I’ve actually watched the highlights back the day after a game. Big Tommy C should’ve had a Hattrick by the way 😂 what a miss that first chance was

He’s a free agent at the minute Boro, that’s all I’m saying

Waiting for the boro presser in which we find out we have 1 fit centre half and there is full faith in Ayling’s ability to fill in on Saturday. #Typicalboro

March fixtures look about as kind as it gets to the Boro. But, of course, it’s the Boro. Nothing is a certainty.

Does this mean I have to drink 5 pints of rum and coke for every boro match to keep this run going?

Well that was a whole lot better. Team selection was better. Fight was better. The players are obviously still trying for the gaffer. Yeah, Stoke were dreadful but we put them away and that’s all you can ask. A small glimmer of light in the twilight of a truly strange season. Hope remains.

This is great for us, but don’t be blind to how shite Stoke have been here

Fuckin GET IN That was pure Hayden Hackney positivity that. Nice

Well, Michael Carrick will be currently having a lovely calm chat with his lads at half time here. We’ll come out after the break and fail to fight for the duels and probably lose when Sam Gallagher comes on and out jumps our defence off a corner in the last 10 minutes.

Jesus wept, how did we actually think our defence were capable of a promotion challenge for the first half/third of the season? We are bottom six standard at the back at best

There it is. Stoke have been shit, but still they score against a boro defence. Standard.

Mark Robins or not, these are absolute shit. We should be beating these every day of the week normally.

Ahhhhhh Tommy man

We actually look on it tonight. Might be too little, too late and of course it’s only 30 minutes in. Amazing what not playing an unfit striker up front does for your pressing

GET IN Loverlyyyy

Right, in true BiPolar fashion after feeling completely abject and downbeat about our chances tonight… COMEONBOROYERFUCKINBASTARDSYA Let’s get into them. Show some fuckin fight and get the win! COME ON!

Mark Travers playing left wing. HA! Didn’t see that coming did you you little buggers.

In true Sam Allerdyce style I’ve had 3 pints (yes pints) of rum and coke. A couple more and I won’t care how many comedy goals we give away tonight

It’s 20 past 5 and I’m thinking about starting to drink now so that by the time I’m forced by loyalty to watch the boro play football I might A) be able to kid myself they’re actuallly all world beaters or… B) pass out drunk by half time and miss our standard second half capitulation 🤞🤞🤞

Had all good intentions of a very healthy week. Clean eating, gym the whole 9 yards. Then along comes a hacky cold and now I’m ordering chicken kebab and onion rings. Need a pick me up - if I can stay awake for the delivery bloke 😂

Bristol City MILES the better team. Fully deserved win. We’ve thrown away the season with stupid mistakes and poor defending, which has been happening since well into LAST season. And we pay top championship prices for the privilege of awful home form. Nice

Not even angry at this kind of thing anymore. Fully expected it, despite (or especially) winning at half time. Utter dog💩

Boro are not really a Ferrari up front, more like a Skoda Octavia. But at the back we’re a knackered old robin reliant with a dodgy rear axle