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Beat Super Mario Land on Gameboy :O I tried this so many times and never got far, glad to finally clear it. Love the music <3

Sweet, beat Alien Vs Predator on Gameboy! That was a fun 2D side scroller. Very short and simple though. Overall satisfying to beat.

The 1st part of my Castlevania retrospective series is out now! Today is also my bday, so if you want to give me a present for free just WATCH it 🦇 Sharing it around is also much appreciated. Enjoy! youtu.be/6YVb5QfBRXs

Movie you’ve watched more than six times, gifs only

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COMMANDO (1985)

*holds two apples* "Am I allowed to do this?"

Sweet, beat Alien 3 on Gameboy! That was really fun and different than other Alien 3 games. Top down, hiding for keys to progress, mazes and big action. Used a faq to see how to proceed at the end. Never would have gotten it. The booklet prob said what to do.

Watching Star Trek TNG S01E20 Arsenal of Freedom, Riker tries defeating a computer by talking to it and fails. Picard succeeds. I remember like 3 episodes of TOS where Kirk defeats a computer by talking to it. Clearly captains business, Riker should stick to walking over chairs.

New career pivot. Gonna stream myself watching Price is Right, purposefully get all the prices wrong, and get really upset about it.

Lets gooooooo! Beetlejuice on Gameboy beaten. That was excellent, and so hard. So many progress walls where you have to play differently. And past the half way point it's all instant deaths XD

The best way to listen to music is with a Sailor Moon walkman

Fuck Presidents’ Day, it’s Oblivion Goblin Monday in this bitch

AI will never replace authors. Bram Stoker wrote "Once more have I seen the Count go out in his lizard fashion." Sheridan Le Fanu wrote "We all advanced in curiosity and horror; me rather in silence, the rest with various ejaculations of terror." AI could never reach that level of shitposter.

Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine theonion.com/report-...

That X for reddit is so loud XD Typical reddit Q and A are Q:What's a good N64 emulator? A: You should buy the console and games on ebay to get the authentic experience. A: SImple64 A: Simple64 is trash A: 3,000 word essay describing, rating and linking to download pages for each emulator

It's only a good tv show if you can come in 30 years later, say season 1 was good actually, and upset millions.

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The Next Generation

Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise is $4.99 on US PSN buff.ly/4grg7lf

Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance

I'm in, just got Dracula and Carmilla. These look to be books though, I'll have to play them like videogames in my brain XD

Sweet, beat Terminator 2 on Gameboy :O That was fun and a pretty big challenge. And super short.

video game journalism is like 27 people right now. if you're still complaining about it you're no different to an 18th century farmer blaming vampires for an unremarkable crop yield

🏙️ STICKER SET SUNDAY 110 🏙️ Check out the new SimCity sticker and magnet sets just added to the Super Sticker Club store! Available in two sizes!

the internet is dying. in the 2000s it was a rich and vibrant place full of awful nerds who’d never read a book or listened to rap that came out after 36 chambers and they were all doing “turn rap lyrics into high literature” memes

Another playthrough of Shadowrun SNES done. What an amazing game. I remembered all the adventure game elements so the game was very fast XD

Every now and then I think about Henry Cavill reloading his fists

Watching The People That Time Forgot. Someone gave me the DVD like 20 years ago, finally getting to it on streaming XD I hope it's about a world of dinosaurs and a few humans that time forgot XD

Crushed through 2 more Castlevanias last night! Vampire Killer on MSX2 and Akumajo Dracula on the Sharp x68000 were both super rad and satisfying. I'm super interested in any more recommendations for these two computer platforms if you have them, I MUST EXPLORE

Happy Expired Ham Day to those who celebrate

Oh my science!