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Old man yells at blue sky
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Was mich gesund hält: Bewegung an der frischen Luft, Obst & Gemüse und die bürokratischen Umstände eines Krankenstands.

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Any questions? ...bearing in mind that I've already explained about my hair.

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been around the world and ay ay ay a dingo ate my baby

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Nach dem Jänner vergeht der Februar mit doppelter Geschwindigkeit.

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Installatöricht

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[sad honking]

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Most people don't know this but Ancient Rome was fully remote until Julius Caesar implemented a return to office program and well you know what happened next

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Während TikTok Islamisten und Rechtsextreme gewähren lässt, versteht das soziale Netzwerk bei Tom Turbo keinen Spaß. Nach einer wahren Begebenheit: dietagespresse.com/laut-tiktok-...

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thinking about getting into deciding. can anyone recommend some good choices?

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Happy Galentine's Day 😘

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Happy Birthday!

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Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

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hoffentliche Verkehrsmittel

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Kendrick Halftime Show Summary:

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have u ever been personally attacked by a meme

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jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline

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Possibly my favorite birthday reference. #HappyExpiredHamDay

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Es gibt sie noch, die normalen Nachrichten aus diesem Land:

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Now to check in on America...

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That's a door?

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cannot believe a mammogram is NOT when someone sends a nice lady to your front door

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Of course I'm right. If I'm not, may we all be horribly crushed from above somehow.

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you guys aren't so bad! and this meat stew is delicious! what's in it? ugh, i'm so embarrassed i believed the rumors about you perpetrating uncouth practices. now say, where's that fella who was severely wounded in the last scene? for fun, maybe you can tell me wordlessly by giving a meaningful look

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😂😂😂 Bosom

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Die Lücken im Buch des Message-Controllers, der Auftritt von Alice Weidel im deutschen Top-Talk & die verdeckte Agenda auf offenen Bühnen. #Radioblog www.gehoertgebloggt.com/2025/02/03/d...

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Tim: This is Tim from accounting Me: Hi Tim from accounting Tim: Just say Tim Me. Tim Tim: How are you today? Me: Tim

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BEST SIGNS OF SPRINGFIELD? I'LL START:

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Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

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gonna make both hands fall asleep then high five myself so it’s like im not even a part of it just like real life

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Es gibt so eine sehr perfide Taktik: Linke, grüne, sozialdemokratische oder allgemein progressive Parteien dafür verantwortlich machen, dass konservative Parteien mit rechtsextremen Parteien paktieren. Das ist nicht nur unpolitisch, sondern verschiebt Verantwortung.

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Shout out an conexo.ws, das mir die letzten 366 Tage kurzweiliger gemacht hat.

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Gestern hats beim 15-Tage-Trend geheißen "es schaut nach deutlich kälteren Zeiten aus", heute "bleiben wir im milden Bereich". #orfwetter

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