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refugee from elon's hell hole. may be twitch streamer. naughty at times, sarcastic as default
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go birds

in 2018, Philadelphia was asked to stop Brady and we did in 2020, Philadelphia was asked to stop Trump and we did in 2025, Philadelphia will be asked to stop Mahomes...

THE FUCKIN EAGLES ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL

Good adjustment from Worthy

Stop me when you heard this one before... unearned penalty on Mahomes

Feb 1 #Twitch

NFC South cannibalizing itself is my new viagra

Looks like Russ' kitchen is closed

We told you not to take CMac number one overall in your #fantasyfootball draft.

onto round 2 #SpeakerVote

Asking AJ Brown to get 2 feet down after snagging it with one hand from his 3rd QB seems like a bit much

Watching Elon's twitter implode is the social media viagra we all need

GET YOUR ASS OUT OF MIDNIGHT MASS WE’RE IN QUADRUPLE OT IN HAWAII

A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! WE GOT OVERTIME IN HAWAII BOWL!

Two absolute God Awful decisions from Jennings #CFBPlayoff

Never put 4 teams from the same conference in the #CFBPlayoff again

www.cnn.com/2024/12/18/p...

I just got a call from Crozer asking me to pay my bill. Me: I’m sorry. I typically pay my bills as soon as they come. When was it sent? Crozer: December 5. M: And you’re already calling? How much is it for? C: $17.12. M: Seriously? C: Yes? M: … C: … M: I’ll be sure to pay it when it comes.

too many people on the other app getting pissy that the eagles are being justifiably called out, but they are directing their anger at issues of bait, rather than merit

This Eagles team would be unstoppable if not for whatever mysterious ailment befalls them in the first quarter.

With that 3 yard pass play, the #Eagles finish the first quarter with 0 passing yards. They've broken even!

The Eagles are flawed in two areas of their game that no one wants to address - Kicking and First Quarter

Another scoreless first quarter for the Eagles

This is so cutting it fills me with glee

Caleb Williams certainly did his part helping Matt Eberflus get fired today

Don't get me wrong Eberflus still gets fired for the season, but in that 37 seconds where is Caleb and the teammates' urgency?

Happy eat some turkey and watch the cowboys and giants slap fight each other

fuck that term

Windy day.. 💨

there's something the world doesn't need again

Saquon Barkley is like... really really good

I love me an off tackle tush push

Bluesky is Philly. Philly is Bluesky.

i am brain dead from watching #Cowboys #Commanders

We got overtime bitch #Bears #Vikings

I do love me some divisional chaos

LOL Chiefs

Cowboys ain't doing favors to their draft position with this effort

Mayfield playing with epic balls

Don't worry Giants fans, the season and offseason will be over before you know it, sadly the next season will begin

That's the stuff.

MICHKOV MANIA! #FLYERS

today's college football insanity

I think I'm tapped out on Embiid