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I love the idea that someone who thinks “checking your email” is work and if you aren’t doing that you aren’t “working.” When people aren’t constantly checking their e-mail, it’s probably because they’re actually working. Which is a foreign concept if you’ve never had an actual job.

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Well I sure as shit didn’t get high as fuck on ketamine and wave a chainsaw around, I guess that could be bullet point numero uno

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It’s cool that we just don’t get mail anymore for days in #stlouis when it snows an inch or two

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Just realized that Trump’s hiring freeze has kept me from getting the promotion I was up for, which also kept me from being a probationary employee again, which has probably kept me from getting fired. Even Steven.

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@seeingredpod.bsky.social you know, when you think about it, not trading Nado during the offseason is kind of like signing an all star third baseman

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[me meeting St Peter] “wow sure looks like you ate a lot of salad” “yeah, love a salad” “but you know for a uhh (mimes fat guy)” “yeah, genes and all…” “looks like they were all either Caesar salads or wedge salads?” “Uhhhh does chicken salad count?” “No.” [I fall through a trap door into hell]

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Yes but he survived the Spanish flu, ww1, the depression, ww2, Korea, personally killing MLK, watergate, AIDS, Y2K, 9/11, Tucker Max, and COVID-19

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Is Miles Mikolas the worst “longest tenured Cardinal” this millennium? #stlcards

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Bob Barker in Happy Gilmore voice: “The fork is closed, bitch”

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There should be a catholic screening round before an adult can convert to Catholicism. You gotta sit with someone who was confirmed and did 13 years of K-12 education. You gotta drink 9 beers in two hours and then describe your childhood. If you cry once, you’re out.

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WHY IS A MISTER MELANCHOLY STUFFY IN MY DAUGHTERS BED?!????

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Good god I’m mad I’m not at my 20 year mark yet www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

The party of local control and limited government is at it again

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I LOVE seeing this bumper sticker in the wild

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The year is 2067. To this day, no NFC North team that plays in a dome has won the Super Bowl.

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Good morning to everyone in St Louis with two weeks worth of dog poop suddenly appearing in their backyard today

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Tomorrow BOTH of our kids will be in school for the first time in 20 days. I also have the day off in honor of Jimmy Carter. I’m going to get drunk tonight, as per President Carter’s last wishes.

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“YES… I agree that Sonic would do great at the Olympics if he was eligible! But please dude, daddy’s on a work call…” a sequel, also by me

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Faye saw the TV glow

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“Please Stop Yelling At Us: A Couples Descent Into Madness When School Is Closed The First Day After Christmas Break” by me

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DOOOOOOIIIIINNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKK

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

They did the thing

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I would have bet my life savings Rickey Henderson was immortal. RIP

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People sometimes make fun of science that sounds stupid and random. Meanwhile, a study of lizard saliva turned into a peptide medication, which was turned into a diabetes medication, which was turned into a GLP1 weight loss drug, that just became the first therapy every approved for … sleep apnea

submitted 67 days ago • 380 comments

Shout out to the panini press we got during the GWB administration and only use once a year, the weekend after thanksgiving, to make left over sandos. Still going strong, sir 🫡

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The house across the street got teepee’d last night and when I was getting the 6 year old into the car this morning he saw one of the toilet paper rolls in their yard and started stomping on it saying “THATS WHAT YOU GET” so I’m left to assume they’re watching Goodfellas at kindergarten

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