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RED HAT is an anagram for HATRED. Once revealed it cannot be unseen.

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Remember the candidate that proposed expanding Medicare to cover in-home care for families that needed it, and $25,000 down payment assistance for first-time homebuyers instead of snatching free lunch from school students? Good times!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick never wanted it like this!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

When the cork on that bottle of wine is trying to tell you something. 🍷 #aa

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

All About Thieves.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Paper Straw President.™

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick Lamar is doing more for Levi’s jeans in 6 minutes than the GAP did in a decade. #SuperBowl

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Purchased eggs without a shelf tag. Checked the receipt. Think I bought Greenland.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

How I see myself. How my iPhone reverse camera sees me.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Orange ain’t the new Black #bhm

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

A false redemption play, in two acts.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I still personally identify as the Gulf of Mexico.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

We are great, it’s the people that got small.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

There’s no CANNOT WATCH without “CNN.”

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

If you see something, say something.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

The Gulf of Mexico is now the Bay of Eggs. There, fixed it.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes there aren’t enough smudge sticks.

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submitted 40 days ago • 3 comments

How it started. How it’s going. #inauguration #melania

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Self care. Bake a cake today!

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Just saw a silly "We are not going back!" meme. Um, we went back. We are quite literally back.

submitted 44 days ago • 27 comments

Carrie Undertaker. She’s gonna need one for her career after this.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

My kingdom for a Bluesky "Save" option.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I used to think this was an expression of concern, not a promise.

submitted 54 days ago • 249 comments

Willis Tower is to Sears Tower as Gulf of America is to the Gulf of Mexico. Chicago tells Trump, GTFOOH!

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America would be like if someone renamed Twitter to X

submitted 53 days ago • 21 comments

To paraphrase Dickens, leaving Twitter for #bluesky “is a far, far better thing that you do, than you have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that you go to than you have ever known.”

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

President Carter’s funeral cortège is a 20 mph metaphor for the permeating gloom descending upon Washington, DC. And the nation.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

And as things turned out she got to stay awhile #alice #riplindalavin

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

When your Amazon delivery is 10 stops away and you really can't afford to take a disco nap.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

the week between Christmas and New Year's Day is like being at the airport

submitted 64 days ago • 212 comments

If you take it literally, “Last Christmas” by Wham! is a song about organ donation from the POV of a ghost.

submitted 71 days ago • 213 comments

A GOP Shutdown is precisely what I had on my BINGO card this holiday season.

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

Life can neatly be summed up as pre-Skibidi Toilet and post-Skibidi Toilet. đźš˝

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Rosebud.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Heavy flow day.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Put a paywall where a paywall OUGHT to be.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

When you ask for a pardon but get a jar of Grey Poupon instead.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

As Socrates famously stated, “do not experiment on Thanksgiving.”

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.

submitted 94 days ago • 3145 comments