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boyactress.bsky.social
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one of her worst traits is her intentional lack of cleavage

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if she's your girlfriend why is she lighting my fag (cigarette) with her fag (gay)

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

it is fucking crazy that I cannot get in a mosh pit anymore without getting sicker than I've ever been every single time

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

this is y'all's hero❓ 🤔

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

anime is for weebs

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

launching a crusade against minimizer bras because I'm tired of beautiful women being made to feel small

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

always the bride never the bridesmaid

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

shaving your pubic hair is fascist

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

bit shorty in the uber

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I am always drinking water FUCK

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

boyfriends of a serious nature

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

critiquing the way someone writes code is like critiquing the way they make love but god damn do some people code weird

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

cant stop thinking about a french guy who calls his boyfriend "mon petit vagine"

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Australian guy asking his gf if she wants a new vibrator: oi, wantte pop in fer a cheeky vibba?

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

I'm watching white lotus and looked up this (very beautiful) actor and why does her wikipedia picture look like it was taken with a telephoto lens through a sniper rifle scope

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

hey literally what the fuck did I mean by this

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

languidly googling "Red Cross for taking too many edibles"

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

last night was a movie bro my crew was straight up motley

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

inventing a new type of polyamory where fucking other people is fine but watching porn is cheating

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I am respeccing to Cheese Latino at the absolute next opportunity

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

take me to your boyfriends house love you then and I love you now ouaaaaaagh

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

guy with an inflation fetish: {getting way too into it} I want your boobs to be so big they kill you

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

my woke dei BITCH WIFE

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

DEI Black Hawk Down

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

some of y'all are bit too worried about Balatro and not worried enough about your balanitis

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

late to the 8am meeting that got dropped on my calendar so I could shave [petulant]

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Frotting at the intersection of art and technology

submitted 96 days ago • 5 comments

if this client doesn't stop sending me messages on Slackkk I stg

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

you get in shordy's bedroom and she has Atlas Shrugged on the shelf wyd

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky is filled with millennials happy to be millennials

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

on a first date: sooo uh. assassinated any health insurance CEOs recently?

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

project manager: well that's all I got, do you guys need anything else? me: a Hug

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

no you don't get it my doctor said it's fine if I eat beef jerky and amphetamines for breakfast then take little sips of cold coffee all day and eat all of my calories in one meal at 11:30 pm after consuming enough weed to kill a toddler, every single day. it's fine

submitted 122 days ago • 12 comments

*bisexual guy voice* I've been playing Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin lately, I'm really enjoying it. It's almost as fun as finding new and interesting ways to taste my own semen. I wonder what I'd look like if my body was more delicate and petite, sitting in a sundress under an oak tree

submitted 127 days ago • 2 comments

acab includes charlie swan I fear

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

is it normal to bite a woman in front of her grand parent

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

one of the king's potions would fix me right about now

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

take out the battery in your fire alarm it's how your landlord spies on you

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

snoking on that shit that had me neuken in de keuken

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

tbh y'all be putting too much emphasis on your fursona and not enough emphasis on your fursonality

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments