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Am I safe from UK libel laws if I call him a “stupid ass bitch”?

Shaq's gotta go... now

Has anyone ever said "My rights are a distraction?" It's always someone else's rights, right?

Hard to say if Winston Peters is a true believer or just cynical. The effect is the same but almost more condemnable if it’s cynical. Adding your voice to the growing attempt at a gender based pogrom just to make sure you get over the 5% mark next year.

You heard him, folks: Bullying works. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Dout ass

this video broke my brain

Shit’s going to get weird in NZ because no matter how reasonable china acts and unreasonable Trump acts we are going to try to find excuses to align with the US due to shared culture and language

Ill papa

We called it bridging

Love the fancam intro youtu.be/zaP8NGML_QE

If this date were to be our last I'd never sit down this glass It'd take all the booze in the world To forget you youtu.be/UoTWW0r85g0

Back on my other bullshit youtu.be/KEg_EDHfFssb...

Yung Waluigi

BOSS: Have you sorted the competition prize money? £12,000 isn’t it? ME [CLEARLY WEARING A BRAND NEW £76 BANDANA]: Yeh something like that

Wait until Zendaya hears about this

Sick of hearing about old people dying who got like twice as long on this earth as my wife did

but im a jeep im a vehicle what the hell am i doing here beep beep honk honk steer

Jackson Holliday robbed on this absolutely incredible play by Reds shortstop Elly De La Cruz:

Is that good

Today we celebrate Him

All the homies are avoiding the main quest line

Hawkwind cover band called Birdfarts

Garfield is a vile paragon of sloth yet far less loathsome than the sniveling pale worm Jon Arbuckle

Video games for many men are an acceptable form of picking flowers and trying on new outfits

This shit is so fucking sick youtu.be/pctr-6LhMZA

*obama voice* It’s true. Black amps tear the sky. Uh feedback will free.

Approaching The Sentinelese shores absolutely blasting Dopesmoker and they instinctively drop their bows and pull the nostril flare thing that happens when you hear a sick riff

FUNERAL PLANET DEAD BLACK ASTEROID MAUSOLEUM THIS WORLD IS A TOMB

Visualizing a big switch that says Sleep on it then flicking it but instead of falling asleep monstrous riffs start playing

Bullshit - The Return

🎶when god made me he made an a-a-amblin’ man🎶

Bippus Plumbing Co. Bippus, IN

You ever come across a joke you made but forgot about by accident and snort laugh because you own sense of humor is exactly your sense of humor