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boyrat.bsky.social
my avatar was created with artificial intelligence, but my posts are created with no intelligence at all
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this is how i wish my dreams looked

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

is there an emoji that conveys “i only barely have the motivation to keep myself and my dog alive right now so i definitely won’t be reading that but good luck”

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

i be both teetering and tottering on this blessed day

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re too young to remember 9/11, one of the things about the subsequent 3-4 years if if you lived by The World’s Biggest Fork, people would be like “we need to be careful, that fork could be a target, terrorists hate our fork”

submitted 36 days ago • 251 comments

i think Gene Belcher from Bob’s Burgers would be really into the band TV Girl i will not be justifying this claim in any way

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

folks, we're going to be bringing back a little thing called "exile." its a good word! some say its an old-fashioned word, but I say its a good word. "exile!" and if you sent people out of the United States to an overseas concentration camp with no legal precedent, we're going to exile you. buh bye!

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

love to surf the net with you

submitted 52 days ago • 3 comments

The trash goes out on a Tuesday now You got to make a note about that

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

submitted 62 days ago • 563 comments

so is my mental health

submitted 64 days ago • 5 comments

oh no oh dang... today is a special day where the usual post length limitations do not apply, and i am free to toss brevity aside and unleash my inner verbosity. what a tragedy it would be for me to squander this gift. i must fully explore the space, and extract every last character of opportunity

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

This means I now have negative 4 security clearances

submitted 68 days ago • 3528 comments

me when i have stairs in my house

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

might conjure an orb later idk

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments