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I pay extra for Prime without ads for a reason. For some fucking reason, there are still movies with ads. This is horseshit and I’m gonna flip out. Is Jeffrey so rich he can fly to space, but still too broke to have movies without ads?

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For all my fellow #trans women looking for a positive spa experience in Arkansas, I highly recommend the baths at The Arlington in Hot Springs. I got “The Works” package for $115 and have never felt more relaxed afterwards. Susan & Chris got me feeling 25 again.

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Just got one of my wisdom teeth pulled. Face is numb, but I got to keep the tooth. Now if only the doctor who performs my orchi is as cool as my dentist.

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

I couldn't agree more.

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Am I high or does The Rock look like a hotdog in a winter coat? #redone #highthoughts

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I know I’m a day late for #tiddytuesday , but have some feelin’ cheeky #yallternative trans girl tiddies.

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This time last year I tripped delivering a mattress and fractured a vertebrae. Today, I have one stop that has 3 mattresses for delivery. Y’all wish me luck. 😅

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Doubling up on Thanksgiving. Lunch with a friend’s family and dinner with my family. Currently in a house with some bomb ass Mexicans playing video games and getting mad tea about the tio who fell for a catfish. I feel like my family can’t compete.

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“I think it needs to be tied tighter.”

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Going through the process of legally changing my name before January and called the County Clerk’s office to find out the filing fee. When I tell you my butthole puckered when she said it was $165… Miss ma’am, in this economy? During the holiday season? Anyone want feet pics?

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Things I’ve talked about to people on my mail route: the weather, movies, music, local events, and (as of 10 o’clock this morning) pocket pussies. 🤔

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After four and a half years of #sobriety, I can safely say that in no time during that period have I wanted a drink more than I have over the last month. Something about society’s descent into madness makes you want to polish off a handle of rot-gut whiskey and black out in a McDonald’s PlayPlace.

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This message is to all transgender congressional staffers: Nancy Mace’s desk looks an awful lot like a gender neutral bathroom.

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Some thoughts on #transgender bathroom policy: 1. The people bitching about “biological men” in women’s spaces have clearly never met a trans man. 2. They all bitch about their kids being exposed to “transgender ideology”. 3. They also bitch about kids being indoctrinated into hating America. 1/3

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but have an edible with your pasta and get weird. You deserve it. 💜

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Don’t get me wrong, I love living in the South. The music, the food, the cultural diversity; all top tier. But I’m seriously considering bouncing out and moving somewhere more hospitable.

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So I’m a mail carrier with the USPS in Arkansas. Twice this week, one of the residents on my route has tried to get me to come to his evangelical church. I thought telling him I’m a pagan would be the end of it, so then I told him I’m queer and he said, “It’s not too late. God loves you.” The fuck?!

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I ain’t posted here in a hot minute. Lemme get stoney bologna and see where the night takes me.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Had a hotel hookup with one of my frat bros last night. These pics were clearly the before, but the after photos will remain a closely guarded secret. 🌶️

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A night in with good company & a good book. It’s nice to have some time to just relax.

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Happy Mardi Gras! Yankee Candle needs to make a scent for the holiday. It would smell like piss, stale beer, & vomit, but you’d be transported right to the French Quarter. Public nudity not included. Laissez les bons temps rouler! ⚜️💜💚💛

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Took a quick pic this morning getting ready for work. My body’s not where I want it to be just yet, but I am loving the progress and appreciate every curve.

submitted 390 days ago • 0 comments

Rewatching True Blood has shown me just why I have a thing for older guys who are super strong and refer to me as, “mine.” 😅🫠

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If it weren’t for that wicked little smirk, you might think I was a good girl, but that damn grin screams brat.

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That pork roll, egg, & cheese bagel though! Stein’s Deli absolutely killing it with that good breakfast!

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Just a sampling of the deliciousness on this NOLA trip. Boudin & Crawfish Pie from Billy’s in Krotz Springs, Pink Lady & Cheesecake from Sucré New Orleans, and Beignets & Cafe au Lait from Café du Monde. 💜

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@jowoco.bsky.social random question, I know, but did you go to UCA in Conway for film? And if so, did you also direct a short about a drug dealer chasing a guy through town? If so, hi, it’s your dealer. 😂

submitted 543 days ago • 1 comment

Just doing a bit of the cross-platform promotion. If you want to see me make an ass of myself or just enjoy kinky humor, give me a follow over on TikTok. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT822fkYJ/

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Lazy Sundays are always the best. Working 6 days a week is great for the bank account, but doesn’t give much time to truly live. Fortunately, I have a partner that gives me the safety and security to explore both sides of my switchy vibes. Goodnight all. 😘

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@bp-brynne.bsky.social I suck at selfies, and am even worse at smutty selfies, but something about the contorting I had to do to get this shot resulted in an artistic look I am incredibly proud of.

submitted 555 days ago • 1 comment

I’m almost to the point where quitting my day job and giving handies under the overpass might actually be worth it. Fuck the American labor market.

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