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When your Silver tier 4 on MtG Arena Final Fantasy draft and your spouse points out how often you lose

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How can I say “I ACTUALLY SUPPORT THE DEATH TAX AS A FINANCIAL PROFESSIONAL” in a way that idiots will understand?

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I’m sorry I’m bad at MtG Arena draft but when I see a Vivi third round I am immediately pivoting

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Got my booster box and excited to report I pulled Kefka, Court Mage with Amano’s art!

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Elf (M, ~2042) seeking mature dwarf (M, >800), must have rough hands

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There’s only one way to solve this Trump vs Musk thing and that’s trial by guillotine

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Strange, the queers who are so quick to post about pride and “Wrath” Month have so little to say about targeted shooting of Jonathan Joss. Because I am feeling wrathful.

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Xenogears needs a remaster/remake tho.

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Murderbot with Alexander Skarsgård - whomst amongst us wouldn’t let him murder us??

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Hacks is literally the best show on television and if you aren’t watching it and lauding it and thinking you know shit about amazing writing, acting and production, you are frankly a charlatan and should really get with the goddamn program. I HATE PPL WHO DON’T LOVE HACKS!!! #boof

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A dark and stormy night is the perfect opportunity to launch my latest thought experiment, the fungal internet!

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Realized I’m just a Hag Fag… a gay man truly blessed to be surrounded by a rogues gallery of powerful, witchy women 💚🙏🪭

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I haven’t spoken to my Trump-supporting parents since the election; frankly, I thought they’d seen the light after four years of his BS, because they didn’t vote for him in 2020. My dad used the term “illegals” though, when I asked him why in 2024, and at that moment, I realized he was already dead.

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So yeah, suspending habeaus corpus, floating away, away…

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Spot my Dandy 🦁 #goldendoodle

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Expedition 33 is fantastic!

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I would be the briefs/speedo guy on survivor

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Cat+Girl wedding 💒

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Fuck ur dirty thots, it’s Easter wknd! 🐑💚💃

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Playing tug of war with my 86 lb golden doodle counts as resistance exercise

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When will Progeria finally end Stephen Miller?

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He’s gonna die

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🦇🦇🦇

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I love a lil thing like a 299 character limit, that’s so cute!

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Cum gutters but it’s a storm drain #blue sky

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Shambalaia but it’s giving 😭

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We reached peak comedy in 2015 with a reality show where couples have sex in a shipping container in front of a live studio audience. It’s called Sex Box and it’s streaming on Hulu.

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The threads I like to see

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Severance finale was really fun

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The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.

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After much consideration, Ani can say “faggot”, however, Anora cannot.

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The endless cough

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However much you hate the New York Times, it isn't enough

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I’m halfway thru Attack on Titan and it’s really got its hooks in me. I’m curious though, why ppl seem to think it’s an alt-right thing? The aesthetic? To me, just a gripping fairytale

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Balatro spelled backwards is ORTA LAB

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Set ur 💚 ablaze ❤️‍🔥

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I sincerely hope DT sees that AI vid of him sucking EM’s toes and shits his Depends.

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Someone make an Alan Cumming Uncle Sam-style retro 50s propaganda poster with the words “Are you a Faithful… or a Traitor?” and plaster that shit on all the walls and T-shirts

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"The Richest Person in the World" should be a highly respected sacrificial title. You achieve it and are allowed one day to enjoy it. And then we fling you into a holy volcano and redistribute your wealth to renew the cycle of life.

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Hola!

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Headed to Tulum tomorrow to show of my muluT

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Every new horrible man in power rn makes feel this encroaching dread

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Mullet update:

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They made a whole ass show called literally “Deal or No Deal Island” to bring Survivor stars back to a beach NBC go to bed, you thirsty b*tch

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We (my husband and I) have this top three rotation of current procedurals in: High Potential Elsbeth Matlock And all three are so cop-or-corporate-horny and the writing is sometimes bad and the plots get “huh?” But damned if we don’t cheer on our girlies every week. 🫡🫡

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it’s okay democrats i get it, i also don’t want to do anything and would appreciate it if everyone would just send me money

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Super Ugly Betty by David Cronenberg starring America Ferrera

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I want an ORTBO

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Night sky from Omaha, facing south

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