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Omggg i have the funniest idea everrrrr

I always thought she was saying Back at my house i got a California king Or maybe its a twin bed Its a mermaid, don't worry they're cool! I was like who's they

Asians are so funny my 2 year old nephew spilled cheerios EVERYWHERE like everywhere and they made him clean it up all by himself

Wait maybe I don't want another summer in LA the bugs are really gross

Why are white people so obsessed with the levels of cousin like "no hes not your nephew hes your second cousin twice removed" or some shit. Is it so they can justify fucking their cousins

I do miss having a girl bestie bc who am i supposed to tell this thing i cant even say i want to say bc its personal and sexual and boys will think I'm weird for saying it

GOOD FOR HER

me 15 minutes after the edible hits

Today is Opposite Day.

Thankful to have friends with different interests and senses of humor i rarely don't have someone to send things to

Thinking about my friend who got in like a minor argument with her bf so she hit him with her car and they stayed together for years Scorpio

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Wtf do you mean the drag performance of elphaba doing the apple dance is "niche" those are literally the 2 main things in the world right now shut up

Is it normal that i get so much gay man thirst trappage on here like full on bear peen i dont even interact with it😭 love gay guys always have but generally i don't care to see man butt pretty much ever

Yes old white man please keep interrupting me i love it and its very polite and you totally know what youre talking about this makes a lot of sense

I peed a little

These teens need to learn what satire means its getting real annoying

Its gonna be May

Oh like your car has never burst into frames suddenly in an iconic location rife with symbolism, grow up!

I want to underage drink and scream to mr brightside in someone's messy bedroom

Bone apple tea

Omg i just remembered criss angel

I had a dream i switched high schools and i had to take the SATs and i failed and i couldn't find parking anywhere

Me trying to change lanes in my old car