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💪🏼 Your favorite himbo’s favorite himbo 🤗 He/Him 🌈 Marketing • Community • Play ✨ Board Games ♟️ TTRPGs 🎲 Horror Movies 💀 ✍🏼 Substack: https://digitalthiccness.substack.com 👾
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If ur craving eggs but can’t handle the wild prices you can go to Golden Corral for $15 and get 2 omelette + 4 eggs over medium + the rest of the buffet 🍳

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

What do you call it when one gay noodle tries to flirt with another gay noodle? Mac-a-homie and Cheese 🌈🧀

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

If you go SEE A MOVIE IN A THEATER and you TALK THE WHOLE TIME maybe you should STAY YOUR ASS AT HOME and ANNOY WHOEVER CHOSE TO WATCH THE MOVIE WITH YOU rather than EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT CARE FOR YOUR COMMENTARY :’)

submitted 19 hours ago • 5 comments

Something something foot jokes something charity work something something philangthropy

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Just updated my linked in 🤠

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Me after watching S3 ep01 of white lotus: Khop khun ka

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I mean fuck, I like naps, I like snugs, I like drinking water, I like rest, I like to fuck

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I mean fuck, I like chips 🍟, I like burgs 🍔 , I like yummy nummies 🍪, I like pizza 🍕, I like to chomp 😋

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I mean fuck, I like spells, I like hits, I like rollin’ initiatives, I like loot, I like to crit

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Just a Gworl with her GAYMES and her stuffies 😌

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Me and whomst?

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

BREAKING NEWS this BREAKING NEWS that I just wanna BREAK. period. no “-ing”, no “NEWS”. PLZ

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

S/o to those with thick juicy thighs and wear super slooty short shorts tysm 4 ur services

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Woooooof. I just saw Cabaret for the first time. So good. So real.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Marketing and community building are two different skillsets. Yes there’s overlap but it is NOT the same job and shouldn’t be seen as such.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Tris for the guys and bis(exsuals)

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Trying my best but

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

Me attempting to leave my solitude to go run errands because life demands it but I’m content in my cozy cabbage

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

I told y’all once and I’ll keep telling yall again and again, you better know a claw machine arcade HATES to see me comin!!!!

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

Roses are bread Violets are boobs Follow me on IG And send me ur noods

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

Yall look!!! my son <3 💪🏼 🦈

submitted 7 days ago • 15 comments

Stress and anxiety built up over time can be weird especially if you’re “high functioning” b/c you don’t realize how much you carry with you, whether it’s tension in your body, mental capacity or emotional weight so when it’s gone even for a little you’re like “wow how did ever let myself get here”

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

The way that these genesee cuntry club thongs are sold out I know these gals and pals out there are eatin 😌

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Arms are growing in case y’all wanna see em 💪🏼

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

Awake but at what cost?

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

I got Dom on my island 🏝️

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

Sobbing at the intro to animal crossing new horizons… jeeze I have so many memories that kept me emotionally connected to folks during lockdown. I celebrated birthdays, prides, and made so many friends because of this game. Wow

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Just deleted my save data on animal crossing to start over a new island. I’ve had this island since the release in 2020. Kinda sad but also I want to start fresh. This game meant so much in that time. I wanna play casually again without being too obsessive.

submitted 11 days ago • 7 comments

Making a starter pack but irl it’s just a snack tray with at least one (1) of each: crunchy, salty, sweet, gummy

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Bad sleep patterns recently. Rolling into this week like:

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

One time at game night we were playing a game where we learn about each other and I forgot that being able to do 40+ push ups in a row isn’t a normal thing and kept insisting that everyone could if they put their mind to it

submitted 12 days ago • 7 comments

I’m like a zombie but instead of eating brains I’m just so sleepy

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

I’m strong. I’m worthy. I’m resilient. I’m a cutie.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

In calculus, the chain rule is: [f(g(x))]' = f'(g(x)) * g'(x) or an f-slur 🚬 prime = f-slur 🚬 multiplied by the gaggle of gays 💅🏼 🌈 influencing him And the math be mathin’ iktr!!

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

I actually have a Masters of Science but I think it’s funnier to make up silly memes by substituting the variables :’)

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

PV = nRT where P = Pals V = Vacation n = number of $$ R = constant stRessors T = Time Meaning Pals x Vacations equals $$ used to appease the constant stRessors all the Time

submitted 12 days ago • 9 comments

Got a pedicure today and the nice tech gave me an extra massage cuz it’s lunar new year and then she complimented my calves 😭

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The energy I’m getting for the future especially these next 4 years is when they go low we go lower into the depths of hell and gain the powers of beelzebub and rise upon their feeble mortal minds and tear them apart from the inside out until their ugly guts are on display

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

The image of the night.

submitted 13 days ago • 29 comments

The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.

submitted 13 days ago • 179 comments

Anyone know if Aubrey is okay??? lol just saw Kendrick’s halftime show God it was good. I need a breakdown of all the visuals too tbh cuz I feel like lots of maggats gonna be mad mad

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

I invited 5 friends to go see Six the musical when it comes to Seattle. I’m geeking out cuz its my fav musical ever and I love experiencing it with others AND There’s 6 of us seeing SIX on May 6 AND I sent a silly text to see if they wanna color coordinate to the 6 queens cuz I’m GEEKING OUT LOL

submitted 13 days ago • 11 comments