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Who needs a lockbox when you have an empty family sized box of goldfish

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My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard because I've contained my boys to the yard and the cacooning area so there's not that much space for activities

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I wish I had the sort of relationship my cat has with a pile of clothes we left on the ground

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Noone cared who I was till I put on the mask. It kind of clashed with all the clothes I own and is a bit garish in color so I keep on getting called out on my lack of fashion.

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All my skin just flaked off at the same time and I am feeling raw.

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The Lakers just drafted Luffy from One Piece. I don't know much about basketball but I do know 1. Nami is behind this and is using Luffy for some sort of money team 2. The Straw Hats will actively be losing money as the Lakers cannot afford Luffy's eating habits

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Is it artificial intelligence if the machine runs on hundreds of tiny hamsters on wheels?

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The reason why Chikorita isn't OU is cause she has no neck.

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This washing machine at the house where I'm dog watching sounds like a horse galloping and I'm not sure if that's normal for them or highly concerning

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Whenever I go off course the Lakitu from Mario Kart hooks me by the spine and places me back on track. I forgot where I was going like 8 times today and am currently in the ER for several serious puncture wounds and the police questioning me who could have done this (I'll never tell on my Lakibro)

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I thought I had the male gaze but really it was just lazy eye

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When you turn off all nsfw stuff on Bluesky and still get vaguely horny posts.

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Why is it when you eat too much you get eepy. I expected after eating a big sandwich to be full of energy and the will to do stuff but here I am laying on my couch just focusing on digesting. Feels like I'm burning more calories than what I ate.

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Poppy Playtime's whole concept to my knowledge is like "what if we gut a child's innards and transplant them into copies of our toys" like I understand them playing God but what's the endgame of flesh toys?

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There are ways to make insects less yucky to eat but people decided "no I want someone to eat and whole roasted cricket body like a kernel of popcorn and squirm" Like I would also feel disgusted if someone baked a whole chicken feathers and feet and all was like consume.

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I coat my skin everyday with the same chemical they use to prevent kids from eating Nintendo Switch cartridges.

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I fell into a sick and twisted bizzaro world where it seems like the only difference between our world and this demented dimension is that there is no plant matter. Every living thing is just made out of flesh. Flesh Potato. Flesh bark. Skin leaves.

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Most people don't realize it but if you spin fast enough you won't actually helichopter into the air but you will begin to drill into the ground so stay safe spin community.

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They're making Build-a-Bear Vaporeon. God save us all and have mercy on our souls.

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Watch out world I drank a Celsius this morning and a big bowl of pasta.

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Who needs a lockbox when you have an empty family sized box of goldfish

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard because I've contained my boys to the yard and the cacooning area so there's not that much space for activities

I wish I had the sort of relationship my cat has with a pile of clothes we left on the ground

Noone cared who I was till I put on the mask. It kind of clashed with all the clothes I own and is a bit garish in color so I keep on getting called out on my lack of fashion.

All my skin just flaked off at the same time and I am feeling raw.

The Lakers just drafted Luffy from One Piece. I don't know much about basketball but I do know 1. Nami is behind this and is using Luffy for some sort of money team 2. The Straw Hats will actively be losing money as the Lakers cannot afford Luffy's eating habits

Is it artificial intelligence if the machine runs on hundreds of tiny hamsters on wheels?

The reason why Chikorita isn't OU is cause she has no neck.

This washing machine at the house where I'm dog watching sounds like a horse galloping and I'm not sure if that's normal for them or highly concerning

Whenever I go off course the Lakitu from Mario Kart hooks me by the spine and places me back on track. I forgot where I was going like 8 times today and am currently in the ER for several serious puncture wounds and the police questioning me who could have done this (I'll never tell on my Lakibro)

I thought I had the male gaze but really it was just lazy eye

When you turn off all nsfw stuff on Bluesky and still get vaguely horny posts.

Why is it when you eat too much you get eepy. I expected after eating a big sandwich to be full of energy and the will to do stuff but here I am laying on my couch just focusing on digesting. Feels like I'm burning more calories than what I ate.

Poppy Playtime's whole concept to my knowledge is like "what if we gut a child's innards and transplant them into copies of our toys" like I understand them playing God but what's the endgame of flesh toys?

There are ways to make insects less yucky to eat but people decided "no I want someone to eat and whole roasted cricket body like a kernel of popcorn and squirm" Like I would also feel disgusted if someone baked a whole chicken feathers and feet and all was like consume.

I coat my skin everyday with the same chemical they use to prevent kids from eating Nintendo Switch cartridges.

I fell into a sick and twisted bizzaro world where it seems like the only difference between our world and this demented dimension is that there is no plant matter. Every living thing is just made out of flesh. Flesh Potato. Flesh bark. Skin leaves.

Most people don't realize it but if you spin fast enough you won't actually helichopter into the air but you will begin to drill into the ground so stay safe spin community.

They're making Build-a-Bear Vaporeon. God save us all and have mercy on our souls.

Watch out world I drank a Celsius this morning and a big bowl of pasta.

Marvel Rivals has endeared me to more of their characters than I think most other Marvel media.

I think Marvel should stick to hero shooters and DC to fighting games.

I lost my penis in the penis wars. Don't ask.