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I post mainly about movies and the drudgeries of existence. Please enjoy my inane observations Pervert vampire film scholar and giallo enjoyer πŸ“½οΈ He/Him
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Now seated for *deep breath* From the World of John Wick: Ballerina #Filmsky πŸ“½οΈ

You gotta find little islands of peace to appreciate or you end up completely losing it. For example, I'm going to a movie in about an hour and until then I'm turning off my phone and curling up outside in the nice weather with a good book. This will NOT fix me, but it will help.

This country is a goddamn nightmare

Just in case you thought you could always count on The Barenaked Ladies being the last bastion of integrity, they're apparently touring with hideous AI video projections

I may have stayed up a little too late because I ended up oversleeping and being an hour late for work. Oh well. Totally worth it.

In a truly heroic act of self-care, I'm going to stay up late and play Cyberpunk

Haven't been to the gym since Friday because I've been feeling stressy/depressy, but I just went and it sure made me feel better. Didn't change the general circumstances obviously, but at least my internal chemistry feels less discombobulated now

I think they should do a Final Destination where it’s ONE PERSON unknowingly almost being killed for 90 minutes, shot in real time, just an unbroken string of Mr. Magooian almost-deaths and then at the end the person dies of a sudden heart attack and Death throws a controller at the TV

"Our union is stronger than us Hope is a muscle That allows us to connect"

"You have high blood pressure. We need to make sure you're getting enough potassium." "I don't speak medical jargon, doc. Speak English." "...you need more bananergy.

That new Donkey Kong game had me at "Bananergy" but then they went and introduced "Eelevators"

"Hey, man you want some more homemade potato salad?" "Not until you figure out what the fuck else is in it!"

Can't stop thinking about her

Recipes in video games always make me think of Mitch Hedberg's homemade Sprite joke.

I love how video games let you live out your wildest fantasies

Oh gosh. Oh damn. Oh fuck.

It's been too damn long since I've had my tastes tickled

This gif is like a bright yellow highlighter for bad opinions

James Gunn, the popular director/friend of Jimmy Urine, has an incredible mind.

The Life of Chuck is a very good movie, but it's centimeters away from being awful. Anything that attempts this level of earnest sincerity threatens to dip into insulting condescension, but this treats the audience like adults instead of targets for emotional manipulation. It's the Anti Forrest Gump

Damn, talk about the right movie at the right time. Really needed this one right now #Filmsky πŸ“½οΈ

Now seated for The Life of Chuck. I'm not usually into biopics but I'm giving this a shot anyway. Hopefully it's about Chuck Mangione. He seems like an interesting Chuck. #Filmsky πŸ“½οΈ

Strolling through the dead mall, and there's a guy in here dressed in full on Wario cosplay? It makes some kind of weird sense. Wario would definitely hang around in a dead mall.

My vacation was approved! It's almost a month away, but I think I'm just going to start mentally checking out now. Getting a nice head start.

this is the sort of poster that dril's whole style is completely based upon

I'm still upset. Donkey Kong 64 was a truly devastating experience. The endless banana collecting was just a metaphor for grief, and nobody got it. 😒

Going to the movies after work and the three candidates are Materialists, Ballerina, and The Life of Chuck. Ballerina has the most convenient showing for me but I suspect it will stay in theaters longer than the other two so I kind of want to prioritize those. This is an important decision.

My dad has absolutely no interest in art of any kind. He'll watch a Clint Eastwood movie if it's on, but that's as close as he gets. When it comes to music, he likes stuff he remembers from when he was young, but I've never once seen him purposefully put on a song. He is an anomaly.

Had a good time with Dad today but we got stuck in serious traffic and I feel like I've been in the car all day

Wow, I swore I had nothing to do with this, but I'm willing to take responsibility if you think I share in the blame. Sorry everyone. I'll do better in the future.

Really the only negative thing I witnessed yesterday was the old lady with an Orange Man Bad sign who waved a cop over to thank them for their service and tell them "We're not mad at you! 😊 πŸ’•" like shut up lady. Speak for yourself, I AM mad at them

The problem with the stickers in Mario Kart World is that pretty early on you'll unlock the pink heart that says "Milky" on it, and that robs you of the desire to ever obtain any other stickers.

Goddamn, my sleepy suburban town really turned out today. Easily the most well attended protest I've been to in this area. Great to see it.