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submitted 9 days ago • 18 comments

Mahomes ain’t been this scared since trump almost got shot

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

pitching square enix on a kingdom hearts remake series with the gimmick of a diverging metanarrative where goofy stays dead

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

SEAN EVANS: so tell us about this exciting new project of yours KARL MARX, SWEATING: well sean i have to say im just really stoked to share this essay that i think makes a strong case for my claims about historical materialism and—WHEW that’s spicy oh man how do you guys EAT this stuff haha—

submitted 35 days ago • 11 comments

Children of Plenty (Russia 1953) Cinematography by Mikhail Kalatozov Directed by Aleksandr Khanzhonkov

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the suspect list narrows to 700+

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

the dead healthcare ceo's kid can now follow batman's story arc if they want to

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I've started a new routine of watching videos of fish jumping out of the water and swallowing low flying birds as a way to keep me humble and alert.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

it's tuesday evening and we're korean

submitted 90 days ago • 151 comments

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just tricked a girl into going to see the blood brothers reunion show by telling her it was the guy from fleet foxes old band

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

me when my girl takes her top off

submitted 93 days ago • 55 comments

every son of an eagles fan knows you can get pretty anything you want from your dad after a big birds win

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

found this months ago and have been dwelling on its implications ever since

submitted 102 days ago • 171 comments

Here’s an old photoshop I did of the Geico Gecko holding hands with Edward Norton at the end of of Fight Club. I made it for no reason and it took a very long time.

submitted 103 days ago • 25 comments

10 movie characters to get to know me 1. The Joker (Heath Ledger) 2. Drive Guy 3. The Joker (Joaquin Phoenix from Joker 1 ONLY) 4. The Joker (Jack Nichols) 5. The Godfather 6. Fight Club Guys (Both of them 😉) 7. The Joker (Jared Leto) 8. Donnie Darko 9. Master Chief 10. The Joker (Nurse Outfit)

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

very well spotted

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

being a regular at a coffee shop is neat because one day you learn that someone you saw all the time isn't working there anymore because they got caught stealing oat milk again

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

everyone knows the two places best known for producing clam soups are the entire region of new england and the island of manhatten

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

zines rule

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

streak broken

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

when I was in high school, I once saw my friend's 22 year old brother tear up to the song My Own Worst Enemy by Lit because it "described his life perfectly"

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

the trilogy is complete

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

church is going to learn "go woke go broke"

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Campus free speech sucked me off???

submitted 486 days ago • 2 comments

who gives a shit about our wedding photos. we need the wall space for a painting of my favorite employee and also one of my favorite math formulas

submitted 488 days ago • 0 comments

in solidarity with the people of gaza, my home will not be giving out candy tonight. instead, the children who ring my doorbell will be TREATED to pamphlets about how the evils of settler colonialism TRICK us all.

submitted 489 days ago • 0 comments

I was going to make a scooby doo got woke joke but i remembered woke scooby doo was an actual hbo show where they wouldn't let there be a dog in the show because Velma was too gay or something

submitted 489 days ago • 0 comments

sexy quint

submitted 491 days ago • 0 comments

the melting ice caps are bad, but wearing shorts in Boston in late October is good

submitted 492 days ago • 0 comments

go byards

submitted 497 days ago • 0 comments

I need more photographs and videos before I can determine whether the bombing of a hospital was bad or good

submitted 502 days ago • 0 comments

life is beautiful when you are spending a night out (getting drunk at unoss) in the paris of new england (worcester, ma)

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submitted 509 days ago • 0 comments

not just the pokerap but every song on genius should have an annotation where the contributor explains that writing music is really hard and the reader probably couldn't do a better job

submitted 509 days ago • 0 comments

when men were men

submitted 510 days ago • 0 comments

the tush push the rump bump the rear spear the butt jut the glute shoot the ass blast the cake quake the hole goal

submitted 511 days ago • 0 comments

horpse

submitted 513 days ago • 0 comments

the emergency alert test goes off and all of a sudden harden arrives at training camp , phillies win a playoff series, and embiid joins the US national team. Dr. Jill must be stopped.

submitted 515 days ago • 0 comments