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I ate too many edibles before dinner I demolished Mexican food with the wife and woke up still baked this morning. Makes getting out of bed hard because it’s soooooo comfy.

Hmmmmm

Wonder if Kanye deleted X because he realized they only loved the show and not the one creating it.

My best friend in college had a very long name. Abdallah Mohammad Maher Assam Basal. I care more about him than any carrot president. I miss making his dad mad we were smoking pot in his basement, and his dad loved me. I helped make tea.

youtu.be/uzFqu5GCHfQ?...

It’s my mom’s birthday!

My wife is the general manager of Moes BBQ in Hoover, AL. She needs some workers #birmingham #alabama #restaurantworkers #serviceindustry

I had an old boss who loved trump the first time he was elected because he said he would end the surveillance state. Boy howdy did trump’s second election buddies egg him. Still loved him tho.

Since we’re rounding up immigrants. Birthrite citizens over green card marriages. Fork you mail order bride having mfkrs.

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It’s a Pabst Smir

New Era (the hat company I bought my friend’s Christmas gift from a week before Christmas after paying extra for shipping) has the worst customer service AI

I be out here like

Look at these dogs! I love them.

Revolutionary War be like

youtube.com/shorts/wI6BI... my favorite Office sketch

youtu.be/0zq5wv8kG58 cheese me!

Anyone here other than my sister like Guided By Voices?

What a phenomenal and terrifying piece of journalism.

See a whole lot of Instagram lovers saying they’re leaving Threads. That’s cute.

youtu.be/RMzbVZGgbHo why do sharks explode?

There's a fine line between comfort clutter and depression squalor and boy do I walk that line like Johnny everloving Cash

1. Hundreds of companies who pledged to stop donating to members of Congress who voted to overturn the election on 1/6/21 have broken their promise over the last 4 years But we've identified 10 promise keepers: Farmers Airbnb Expedia Nike Clorox General Mills Holland & Hart Qurate Whirlpool Lyft

Should mourners at the Carter funeral wear Ralph Lauren and Vera Wang to salute his American roots or Armani and Dior for his international endeavors? Our critic weighs in.

The jokes wrote themselves

Ya like dags?

My wife saw a rare Splootenwulf in our living room.