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The golden age of the con artist

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No one is needier than a person that has everything

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Weird people are rarely dumb. Think about it. I'm talking about true weirdos, not people who appropriate subcultures for attention.

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The Menendez brothers did it.

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Fact checks makes me horny

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Lemme get this straight, the measles were made in a chinese lab where they were eating raw bats, right?

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I started to read world events until I realized I like my blood pressure to remain in the normal range.

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Maybe the Hackman family was trying to catch a comet. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Y’all dont know what them folks were into.

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No i dont think i will pursue happiness

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The best thing in life is to be unbothered

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Maybe the reason why i look so young for my age is i don’t let muthafuckas drain my life from me

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My name is Orbei and i approve this message

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What did you call me.

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LOVE

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Oh shit! The last Venom movie is on Netflix

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Case

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Yes, I can go from Kendrick Lamar to Bob Dylan, get some range.

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I want to live I want to love But its a long hard road Out of hell

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Please keep supporting Palestinians. Their struggles aren't over yet. 💕💸🍉 gofund.me/1cc674b2

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Please keep supporting Palestinians. Their struggles aren't over yet. 💕💸🍉 gofund.me/dcda1d31

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Shit…she has great legs

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it's so sunshiny outside what the fuck man

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Now watching Zero Day

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Evil Scientist: Your days are numbered Me tied up with a laser about to cut me in half: Today is the 24th. I mean, technically all days are numbered.

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Who knew the most annoying revolting American talk show hosts would suddenly be trying to ruin the world at warp speed, aside from Russia and anyone watching of course. This is truly the worst writing for the worst timeline.

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youtu.be/bOR38552MJA

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Contrary to popular belief I did not sing backup For Roberta Flack

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Oh you don't believe in miracles? Have you considered the fact people who can't read are logging into this website and replying to your posts every day?

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Welcome to 2025. You can now get fired by a muthafucka you don’t even work for.

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My grandmama turned into a fly because she took the vaccine. She would’ve been able to fly but she never got the second vaccination.

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People out here walking around with illnesses they not even aware of already inside their bodies but wanna say the covid vaccine gave it to them. Bitch shut up and sit down!

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“Oh i didn’t get the vaccine” Me: okay well you’re still gonna die from something!

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All you got to do is breathe to get a goddamn disease!

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They still out here with covid vaccine side effect conspiracies 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Someone in my town passed & the obituary said he had a half brother (who happened to have the same name as me). My dentist’s office send me a signed by the staff condolence card. To be clear, no other person in my life checked in with me so now I’m kind of pissed with my actuals friend & family.

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Yes, we know it’s Monday. No need to make 47 posts about it

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Honestly i had no idea Canadians could get mad

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Everybody’s gettin cheated on

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Do people on LinkedIn know they are going to die?

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If she has Corey Feldman in her playlist, she’ll definitely do that thing that you like

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“She’s got legs and she knows how to use them.” -me to my paraplegic hoes that are consistently short with my money

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