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politics and random. liberal Jeffersonian-Socialist. sometimes serious sometimes not. North American Union supporter. generally follow back
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Just got off the phone with NORAD Santa was last seen over liechtenstein.

Ok help me out. Bourbon or rum for eggnog? I don’t have brandy on hand to use and don’t want to go to the liquor store but have rum and bourbon available. Which one is better?

When he was willing, but she wasn’t ready, Alan Jacksons character in the 1989 hit country song “Chattahoochee” knew to Settle for a burger and grape snow cone. Consent and other lessons learned from country music. In this essay I will —

I know a person can’t own a planet but we should just let Elon Musk have Mars. Give him ownership of Mars, give him the deed to the planet, in exchange for shutting the fuck up and stop being annoying.

Random thought but why does Target sell Levi’s jeans in different styles but doesn’t sell the 501 original. Do people not like button fly jeans? You can get the 505 zipper fly straight fit jeans there but not the 501

Shadow-President Musk wants to cut social spending for us and cut taxes and regulations and taxes for himself and friends

If Trump wants to embody the spirit of McKinly, then the Democrats should find someone to embody the spirit of Bryan!

It pains me so much to see how many people use cash app as their primary banking service. If you don’t want to deal with the hassle or crazy fees of the big banks then for the love of god please join a credit union

Really not looking forward to more expensive tomatoes. It’s a lot of things though that would be affected by Trumps tarrif proposals, that would mean higher prices for a lot of goods, as this thread points out.

I don’t really understand the obsession with things like Himalayan salt and these other “natural” “unprocessed” salts. I get diff salts have diff uses and coarseness, what I mean is, the aversion to “processed” salt. People uncritically assume anything processed is bad. Also iodine in salt is good

Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy

More important to go out of your way to not seem politically biased and corrupt than to do your actual job and hold a tyrant accountable. It doesn’t even do any good because the Republicans will accuse you of bias or corruption anyway.

all she did was exist

I may keep my twitter account for now but I foresee myself using it less and less not that I was that active on it before. May delete it eventually. Gonna be spending more time on here.

Strange how often they have accidents involving falls from windows in Russia

The Onion buying Infowars from Alex Jones in a bankruptcy auction feels like poetic justice

darkly funny that the end result of qanon was making a pedophile in charge of law enforcement

Somewhere out there, a pedophile is watching the incoming trump administration and crying joyfully to themselves saying “representation matters”

Pretty funny now that he’s being floated as possible Secretary of State.

Best thing so far that I’ve seen is no annoying ass blue check mark accounts/bots that have taken over the hellsite formerly known as twitter dot com

Ok made a blue sky gonna give it a go