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"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine

Well, this just made me happy

I've watched Star Wars and I don't understand how you're supposed to know how to treat the different creatures. Is the weird guy making noises the mayor of this town or do I ride him like a horse. Or perhaps... both...

It’s very hot and I intend talking about it non-stop.

“bluesky is too homogeneous” so you want more diversity? equity?? inclusion perhaps?

Please stop calling him "Bibi"

Having a bit of a hard time with the concept that if a guy in a police uniform who has a police vehicle shows up I should lock the doors and call 911, but if a guy in a ski mask with an hGH gut appears to be kidnapping my neighbor, I shouldn’t ask who he is if I don’t want federal charges.

The claims that McIver, Padilla, and Lander were committing assault should make you question every other time LEOs claim assault or resisting arrest, if you weren’t already.

Genius

The New New Testament Acts 2: Baseball pitcher throws a Christian baby

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I think that the MSM is terrified of being targeted by the Right. It shows in their coverage. They aren't scared of the Lefts and that too shows in their coverage.

It is really really sinking in for me the degree to which LLMs are the ultimate expression of right wing anti-intellectualism. Its proponents are literally mocking the idea that anyone would ever want to learn anything, know anything, develop any actual skill, or have a thought of their own.

“To rest in the context of chronic illness demands the endurance of immense grief.”

I would pay money to watch a random local in a Ford F-150 do this

Honestly please just post where you want to post. I would love it if everyone just stopped talking about platforms. That's all. Do you.

The Dems are not built for this moment

Not taking anything away from Senator Padilla because he was treated atrociously But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state Keep that same energy of support for her

This might be what breaks me

The sole criteria I will be voting on in the 2028 primary is which candidate credibly promises to put the largest number of Trump officials in prison. I do not care about any of their other policies.

A friend just asked me what I do to stay hopeful and I told him one of my favorite strategies…I stay hopeful by remembering that no one has any idea what the fuck is going to happen, so as long as we don’t know, we gotta do what we can.

Statistically “America” is its cities. But we’re stuck with an 18th century political architecture that gives votes to cornfields & thus makes it politically viable to treat them as some kind of weird tumor.

Could be worse. I could have a podcast.

I'm too old for the social media "commissions price list" practice. I come up with ideas that people say they want and I sell like 2-3. 1. Cats Reading Books 2. Mad Men Yourself Avatar Update 3. Hand-Lettered Return Address Stamp I'm tired— Just venmo me 100 bucks; I'll make you whatever you want.

The column inches devoted to this is absolute bullshit

This is not Drake vs Kendrick Lamar. This is Creed vs Nickelback.

I don't know where he's learning such truths, but I'll take it

Get in losers, we are going back to bed

This whole thread makes me think of Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, RFK Jr and other assorted people who appear to be using HGH, though I have no proof obviously

The purpose of saying "yes, you did fucking vote for this" isn't to say i told you so or make people feel guilty (although they should feel guilty) The point is trying to get them to understand what they did to prevent them from doing it again It's to get them to stop touching hot stoves

all cats are beautiful

As an indication of the upside-down we are now living in, a Ukrainian friend who lives in Kyiv under the daily threat of aerial bombardment reached out to me today: “Are you doing OK? I’ve been following the news about American universities and it sounds bad.” 🙃

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Aw Gawd! I finally saw the video

Where I live, there are almost daily accounts of ICE arrests, with people claiming in this mostly-Republican county that they never voted for it to happen like this. I really don't know what to say 🤷