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B-more boy in DC. | 30-something I be doing stuff. 🪴
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9.5 hours of sleep last night. I feel so damn rested.

Foam rolling my lower back.

Big

Here's what I'm looking fwd to at The Met this yr: - This is Coleman's moment to shut it DOWN! - If he don't, Zendaya and Law will. - I need Janelle Monae in FULL Cindi Mayweather mode. - Solange gotta come thru with the "Losing You" vibes. - D. Wade is my dark horse for one of the big looks

I’m honestly trying to remember the last time I went to Six Flags. I know it’s been almost 20 years.

The song of the day.

- a Max & Synclaire podcast! I can’t wait!

LOOK AT THE MATERIAL! 😍😍😍

*Parents teach your kids basic survival skills

Con Air. Put. Down. The. Bunneh. 🤣

Been on a loop since she dropped it.

Face/Off

The song of the day.

One of my colleagues just let me know of her eventual plan to retire and told me that I should look into her job next year. My boss came around that corner like

This is easy: CLOSET FREAK.

The song of the day.

Kinda off the rails this episode, but it was a good one. 😂

JA JA would slap as well 😂

Would now be a good time to say my favorite game show is Jeopardy?? 😬😬😬

Growing up, we used ‘cookout’. Bbq was a sauce

*mentally, I’m here*

Weekends

Remembering Duke Ellington today, born 126 years ago on April 29, 1899 | Explore his musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: album.ink/DukeHBD

Its pic 3 for meeeeeeeeeee

The song of the day.

Made it to Alligator Tears on the stream before cutting it off. I think I’m good until I go. Ima still look at the official still images and videos posted tho.

Your memes and music are not safe around me. I’m leaving here with something.

This poster is fantastic. Would love to add it to my collection.

Tarik trying to get The 48 Laws of Power in the library is taking me out. 💀 #AbbottElementary

Two girls crashed their friend’s date… sat at the bar, recorded them both (def w/o the guy’s consent) and sent the friend drinks all while laughing and giggling. Then posted it on TikTok as “keeping these guys on their toes”. What kind of cornball shit…?

Scoping out Cowboy Carter Tour merch on the clock app.

A hair hat montage. LisaLeslieAnneMarie is NUTS. (Trisha Mann-Grant is a damn good actress tho.)

Me live-streaming the horse lady’s tour at midnight on a school night from someones’s son IG live feed…

Doncamatic. Daley did his good singing on that one.

Faint. To this day.

Happy Cowboy Carter Tour Day to those who celebrate

The song of the day.