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wiener wiener 2 by 4 can’t fit through the kitchen door Video games/doodles/photography Napa
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Getting overwhelmed on Grindr in Italy I don’t know what these words mean !!!

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The Ugg slippers are ON for this ten hour flight no one can stop me

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Character creation yessss I can’t wait to be a lizard hooker

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fyi happy sunday

submitted 43 days ago • 5 comments

Just went from the hardware store to Michael’s because I am a MAN but also have little hobbies

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Getting a strong but sudden urge to start a new Skyrim play through

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

Wow wow wow I knew I lost weight w the broken foot but didn’t realize I was back under 200 :((((

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Any of you gaybies play rocket league 👉🏻👈🏻

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Having my kill bill pussy wagon toe wiggle moment 💕💕

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Was cleared to walk again today and can’t tell you how nice it feels 🥹🥹

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Non alc rosé deliver me from evil

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Unabashedly fawning over my mutuals reminds me so much of like 2012 tumblr and it tickles me

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Using LinkedIn to find a man from here on out fuck what you’re into lmk what you DO

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Sexy bearded daddy teaching my wine class just accepted my invite on LinkedIn omg what are we

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

new fav pastime is finding beautiful men on the fyp, liking everything they’ve ever posted, following them, and awaiting their response like a lady

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

I am overdue for a night out that makes me fall in love with being alive again tbh

submitted 53 days ago • 8 comments

woke up thinking thoughts

submitted 53 days ago • 9 comments

Sometimes a pretty wiener really will turn your whole day around

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

Days off officially in for lazy bear it’s time to do so many squats my ass eats my thong by the pool

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Oh god the dildo pants bots are not giving up today huh

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Not working Monday’s is so nice because it’s Sunday evening and I’m loading up Elden Ring at 10:40pm

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

ur allowed to be a gay conservative just as much as im allowed to think you’re a cringe loser for being one. goes both ways weirdo

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Haven’t felt cute since I’ve had the boot on so enjoy this throwback from when I saw Meg this summer

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When my foot is unbroken and I’m back in the gym it’s really over for you hoes

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

going to use this sick time to give Dark Souls 3 a real proper chance can yall please pray for me

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Anyways gonna play video games with my w*ener out to cure my ailments

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Violent headache is persisting - someone please come smother me

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

H word and sick is such a brutal combo like sit on my face but give me Tylenol first please

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

I think I have strep pls send soup and pole tysm

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The core issue in Elden Ring being that one is profoundly maidenless is maybe the hardest case of a game knowing its audience.

submitted 60 days ago • 7 comments

Also determine to play something other than Elden ring bc 500 hours is prob enough

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this is the year I hit 225 I want to be beefy

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