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A message to the tech dudes still trying to build “creator economy” apps: creators are poor as shit, we’re all struggling to survive on pennies and scraps from hellscape algorithms and we don’t need another dork in a vest taking another 10% of our income. Hope that clears it up for you.

getting banned from r/ratm for referring to the band as "audioslave with zack de la rocha"

If leftists are too unimportant to listen to but so important as to swing elections then maybe your finger is pointed in the wrong direction.

#meme #riseup

#maskup #yallmasking #H5N1

my therapist told me i need to stop blaming myself for so many things so i guess i’m gonna have to start blaming you guys

We have been defanged by the idle politeness this society demands, to the point where if you call someone out for doing something bad or selfish, the argument then becomes about you calling them bad or selfish, not the harm they did. Do we see now how that is just abuser culture & leads to fascism?

Sharing to refer back to later

it's so "cool" that millions of men listen to this dweeb

Wasn’t today meant to be the Switch 2 meant to be announced today?

This is Tarot. He was absolutely not digging through the trash. Doesn't even know why you would ask. 12/10 (FB: Haley Janoff)

Anyone else just feel like they're screaming into the void?

Carrie, wtf girl???

New: The right-wing Supreme Court majority is now looking to potentially overturn the Affordable Care Act’s policy that makes cancer screenings, heart statins, and HIV prevention free.

I was going to post some long musings here but I started to do it and the character limit is so short it was starting to make me really annoyed, so for now it's on the other place instead @bsky.app please increase the character limit! I'm begging you

“Climate change, including increased heat, extended drought, and a thirsty atmosphere, has been a key driver in increasing the risk and extent of wildfires in the western United States during the last two decades.” www.noaa.gov/noaa-wildfir...

It’s time to realize that the number of insured people is not the right metric for the following reasons :

Hot take: Drops Of Jupiter is really good actually

If anyone needs me I’ll be laying down on the floor of my shower listening to the hit song Come Clean by Hilary Duff on repeat.

First date idea: We’re contestants on Is It Cake. The host stabs you. The audience is alight with blood curdling screams. A contestant faints. Along with blood, a white substance oozes out of your body. Buttercream icing. And not blood, but raspberry compote. You were cake the whole time.

(the entirety of "last resort" by papa roach blasting at full volume in my head) no problem 👍

I fear there is deep truth here.

The 12 year old is now - somewhat randomly - listening to a lot of Avril Lavigne. And you know what? Complicated is excellent.

It irks me to no end when an American who has never crossed their borders, has the audacity to call America “a third world country.”

If you’re concerned about the fires raging in LA you should know that razing Palestine did us no favors.

It’s said that during the fall of Troy, the richest citizens hoarded all of the water while they sent their enslaved prisoners to fight the flames engulfing the city. These slaves were typically poorly equipped, minimally fed & barely compensated. Except this is actually happening in California.

My immense love for Rod Stewart might just be the whitest thing about me

you ever like a song so much you wanna inject it into your veins

In all honesty, if you wrote a four minute song denying it, I'd probably be a *little* suspicious that it was actually you who started the fire.

maybe i should go back to therapy or i could keep posting and deleting my crisis’ as a form of coping😏

Asking my psychotherapist for a 120-min Deep Issue Massage

Under the GOP's SAVE Act, Tribal IDs would NO LONGER be accepted as valid identification to register to vote. This is a direct attack on the voting rights of Native American communities. #StopTheSAVEAct social.demcast.com/s/EC9Y1x2d

Meta's MAGA gambit marks the end of the illusion that social media platforms can remain above the political fray, and the beginning of a new era of explicit platform partisanship.

Imagine watching disaster movies like The Day After Tomorrow or 2012 and thinking that the apocalyptic weather scenes were the “unrealistic” part. Turns out those scenes were almost bang on. The unrealistic part was the humans working together to overcome the problem & save the world. Sigh.

You ever just sit there and out of nowhere, your inner voice just has to “Git, git, git, grrrrrah,” or is that just me?

The other app is dead so I’m here. Amuse meeeeee

A friend messaged me “I was listenting to that playlist you shared with me a while ago today (again). It’s solid as fuck” and holy shit if that isn’t one of the best ways for someone to tell me that they love me 😭