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Skate fast eat grass St. Louis Blues and useless commentary on sports in general
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Needless to say the atmosphere in Game 5 will be nothing short of bonkers

I'm finally willing to say Hellebuyck might not have the juice

Everyone pray for me, ain't nothing wrong I just have to microwave leftover ham

This morning I finished my little hand-drawn Stanley cup playoff bracket that no one asked for It's fun to do miniature design projects just for their own sake :) Please disregard the bottom right corner where I briefly tried to spell 'New Jesrey'

I do still appreciate the unifying power of the Internet from time to time, like how readily we all accepted that being around JD Vance is what killed the pope

At this point I think the Blues are sprinting past the wildcard and coming directly for Colorado's ass

I don't follow the markets bc I'm already poor, can someone tell me if the line is still going down

Blues to the moon, nay, the kuiper belt

I mean if you wanna make Luigi a literal martyr that we all rally behind to begin the revolution in earnest then that's your call big dog

Nyooooom

Pull a fast one on your boss today by hiding in the office bathroom for the full 8 hours and refusing to contribute to The Machine

Blues aren't a wagon they're a fucken missile

I'm getting no calls at work today, I can only assume all of you are out at the ballpark rain or shine

If you're wondering what to do with your echo there's a harbor in Boston you can yeet it into

1) Does he have additional Olmec heads available 2) Does he take suggestions where to put them

If I ever encounter a public restroom that feels the need to specify "biological male" then I'm taking a shit on the floor in there Since, y'know, we're apparently going back to caveman days

Nothing bad could come of this

*extremely Pitbull voice* MRS. WORLDWIDE

As a guy who went through adolescence with scant facial hair, I'm now finding it annoying that in my thirties I have to shave every day if I don't want to look like someone who isn't allowed within 500' of a school

"Sorry boss I'm gonna be late again Yeah it's the cat again, she's in my lap and she won't stop purring. You know how it is"

These fools trying move us from fiat money to crypto have forgotten that all my wealth is already in the most stable currency of them all: pokemon cards