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Baseball aside imagine your brother just became the pope

And also with you

Spinning "a player who was expected to be drafted in the 1st/2nd round fell into the 5th round" as a Donald Trump Success Story is actually a really good example of how things work around there

Rose, Hardaway, Goff, and Campbell

Never forget.

There is literally a Netflix show about autistic people dating. These idiots don’t even try to the bare minimum to understand the things they talk about.

Remember when this guy also thought injecting bleach was medicine? Maybe we don’t take his metaphorical or literal medical advice.

Why do these people have to be such gd weirdos

“Sometimes I ask myself, is everyone else on the bombing Yemen group chat except me?”

Here’s what I fail to understand. Why are we making robots built like humans? Like is human movement all that efficient? Probably not.

Only fraudsters complain if employers stop giving out paychecks.

We all agree Harry Potter is a nepo wizard right?

Not gonna lie this one got me, definitely believed this for a second.

New Speed movie just dropped

They should’ve got Joaquin Phoenix to reprise his roll as Johnny Cash for A Complete Unknown and start the country and folk cinematic universe

Dammit they overshot how far they wanted the country to go back

Just make up 5 imaginary things. Who cares? Elon doesn’t know what anyone does anyway so what’s he going to do about it?

Do these guys have like Stockholm syndrome or something? Like those people stormed the capitol to do harm and potentially kill members of Congress. They weren’t just “loud”