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brave.bsky.social
pokemon vgc player, pizza cook, tpot-adjacent-adjacent
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OH MADISON SQUARE GARDEN i thought people were complaining about additives

GREAT!

am back for now

hey man it's me, some dude who doesn't follow you. i saw your post and im pretty sure i recognized some of the words in it, would you like to spend the next two hours arguing with me about some stuff i made up

mfw friends begin migrating to bluesky

I've never understood the need for crazy graphics or huge worlds or deep stories in video games. I want something very simple. I want to pull the lever and receive a prize. I want to collect things. I want there to be a satisfying end to each session.

oh huh, didn't log on for two months and people are still here? that's neat

hey uh my order isn't right, I ordered my steak with antibiotics in it. can you remake it please? I usually wouldn't mind but I have a tapeworm I'm trying to kill

the last animals board and noah looks on as god closes the ark door. he then turns around, rips off the mask, and holy shit no way, it's dana white! it's time for 40 days and 40 nights of fight island on the ark, which species will take home the belt?

woke up laughing from a dream last night and couldn't fall back asleep because I was laughing too hard

the porch garden is planted

coming to bsky after twitter binge is like flipping the pillow to the cool side

536 ways to turn my yard and garden into a haven for my favorite birds?? alright I'm sold

enjoying the nice weather at magnuson park

picky eating seems like it's some sort of ancestral defense mechanism, since before the industrial revolution all it'd take is one case of Oops, Wrong Berries! and you'd be on your deathbed

made some roasted rosemary potatoes

"you're taking too long in there" no I'm not, I'm enjoying bluesky on the toilet at a perfectly acceptable pace

¡(つ◉ヮ◉)つ!

Every time I find a mutual to refollow

mastodon felt like asking someone for a cigarette. bluesky feels like passing around a blunt at a party