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brazentomatoe.bsky.social
just here for the “human” experience. sidereal meanie
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judgy side eye from a brown thrasher 🪶

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Looks like Slick discovered Dapper Dan pomade 🪶

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You are NOT eligible to donate blood if you have EVER had Hidradenitis suppurativa.

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any day spent with the one you love is a good day

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I would expend all my energy luring and training a monkey in secret to go after Bill and tear him to shreds, while I watch from afar sipping water while in a pool of water, spitting and spilling out the water, washing all the rocks on the beach with the water…#nakedandafraid

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why does every day at work now feel like the first day back from a long vacation? wtf

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there’s a need for medically assisted comas so we can escape reality for a while, take a lil pause from all this existing and experiencing

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his love language is bite

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the demons have awakened and are here among us in droves. walked through a swarm of them yesterday 🦟

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oh no. husband is very activated and loud on this zoom call. I’ll let him borrow my damn it doll for a few hwhachs on the desk…that sounds weird but it’s super clean and healthy I promise

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a maple glazed donut would be so good right now 🍩

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for a few weeks sometime around 2006/2007 there were these hollow bunnies in stores that were god-tier and since vanished from existence. inside bunny was white chocolate and outside bunny was milk chocolate and they were glorious. like original kinder eggs. simple yet special. I miss them 🐇 🍫

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In these uncertain times, it’s important to keep doing silly bits that amuse your wife

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me, licking cake batter from the bowl: 👅 husband: 👀 me: what? let me live a little! can’t waste these eggs

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the morning sun, dressed as the moon

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where are all the dang birds? not a single one at the freshly filled feeder for days. don’t they know how much I love seeing them?

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we need to rebrand the word “curd”. something so delicious should not sound so unappetizing and gross

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paying for doordash: goddamn, this is so expensive paying for a single appetizer in person at a restaurant: goddamn, this is so expensive, the portion is half the size I remember and also I have to fill my own drink and clear my own table

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happy international women’s day. do whatever you want, today and every day

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as an adult, the level of anxiety washing over me when asked what I like to do for fun is downright insane

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do NOT suffer in silence, rage and make it known, fuck suffering

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