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breadgloves.blue
Alt: La Push beach, Washington. Alt: A couple with trash bags over their heads are embracing 18+ blog: breadgloves.pm Not, People, Fucking, When, Know, Think
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Where can i get extra slutty olive oil

“Yeah I am really good at reconnaissance.” “You literally just ran sherlock on the username I gave you.” “Just call me Jonathan Data.”

Flesh is supposed to be the dating scene in Portland and as someone with single friends in Portland, it is very accurate.

People be asking for Bill Kezos like yeah, let’s have the cis dude be the mediator for trans discourse again. That doesn’t feel fucking weird at all

Y’all are proving that white queer people are dangerous for black and brown queer people every day on this platform

“She told us to off ourselves.” “Okay, but you say that all the time, what’s the difference in her saying it.” “She is brown.” “Oh, well, at least you were honest about your racism” That is how you all sound.

ding ding ding. Right on the money

I love that i got told to kys by the group being upseting for being told to off themselves. That feels not bad at all.

All of you are for women’s wrongs until they wrong you. Have some standards

The goose needs to shut up

If you need to prove your activism by posting you at a protest or doing an act of anarchy. You are not an activist. You are a clout chaser.

If we are pulling screenshots out of the bucket, I would like to submit this one for consideration. Harassment for thee, internet handshake for me, huh Bree?

When I am in mental distress and shifting my anger to the wrong places, my friends reach out and see how I am doing later, I can apologize and share my frustrations. You deciding to post your friend’s spiraling as a way to push beef shows you never considered them a friend in the first place.

Oh no, not the racist group of white trans women trying to cancel a brown trans woman for using the same tactics that they use. Pot calling the kettle black isnt it?

Talia hates me for comments I have made and yet I can still say she doesn’t deserve this treatment. Y’all are fucked

Y’all need to learn not to be in parasocial relationships with people in your community online. You take things too personally and when they showing signs of mental distress, you try to cancel them. Did you ever care about them or did you use them for influence?

Telling someone to off themselves is wrong in all situations. But the only time you have issue with it is when a brown trans woman who was spiraling says it? You talk about looking out for one another yet still post screenshots dunks to add fuel to the fire.

Oh no, your transmisnygnoir is showing.

Why is the card game spider called spider

I am about to get the most over the top glasses and it is gonna be fucking awesome to wear them and beef up any outfit

“Did you just follow the pattern or did you measure as you crocheted?” *wearing an terribly misshapen crocheted balaclava* “Yes.”

My old roommate and I would whip around corners and scare each other. So we tried to do the service industry’s “corner!” But we neglected to think about how both of us use noise canceling headphones and cannot fucking hearing each other.

I watch my tv with noise cancelling headphones connected on Bluetooth. But I can’t hear shit so my cat scares the shit out of me every time I turn around. This is like that Sherlock game where they didn’t animate Watson walking.

I would rather call people fascists than insane or crazy. Stop demonizing the people the fascists are also harming.

Don’t spank, just spray

I toss salads and I don’t teabag!

Oh, so we are at the point of bluesky where accounts are stealing SWorkers content?

I can’t argue with my favorite “I don’t understand philosophy but I’m going talk at length about how you are philosophically wrong” account because she deactivated. She used to brag about being the reason for me deleting my old account. In actuality, I wanted to make a fun labeler that is WIP

Is Your Movie Sucks on here yet?

Now is the time to get into stand up. People can’t throw eggs at you if you are bad, they are too expensive.

Welp, hopefully I get my return before the IRS is defunded or whatever the fuck Musk is doing

The real cost of going to the gym a lot is doing so much fucking laundry. Holy shit.

“Yeah I follow what the constitution says, not some queers and their “pronouns”.” “The constitution literally starts with a pronoun.”