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Every headline is like "Trump Appoints The Biggest Piece Of Shit You've Ever Heard Of To Head Up The New Office Of We Hate Trans People Soooo Much" and the first line is something like "Democrats valiantly perform interpretive dance to express displeasure just before confirming."

The search for Nigel Farage in Clacton enters its 32nd week.

I'm going for 100kg today. I'm so close to it. At the start of February this felt impossible. I gained at the start and only lost that gained weight by the middle of February. But now, the second half of February, I've been on absolute fire with making progress. And I've lost my cravings.

little techno mechanicus maximus musk is in an iron lung thats about to get unplugged from the wall by a rambunctious golden retriever

Fuck.

Elon Musk at CPAC 2025 (colourised)

Did Musk’s or Bannon’s Hitlergrüẞ better reflect our traditions? Whose Sieg Heil did more to Make America Great Again? Ross Douthat and Josh Barro drop by to discuss.

But who doesn't like ASMR deportation porn? /s

That's some weird cake.

I participate in an economic boycott every day. It's called being broke.

Texas. Where the lone star is a review.

"Luigi"

I think the weight loss progress has turned a corner. Yesterday I had what was one of my favourite cheat meals, but I haven't had it for a while. I noticed that I don't think it tasted as good as I thought it did before. As well, I've noticed my junk food cravings have decreased during February.

My prediction for the 2025 German election: ⬛ CDU/CSU - 32% 🟦 AfD - 19% 🟥 SPD - 15% 🟩 Green - 12% 🟪 Linke - 10% 🟨 FDP - 4% 🟫 BSW - 3% ⬜ Others - 5% Most Likely outcome: ⬛🟥 Grand Coalition

Move 👏 Towards 👏 Europe 👏

Great timing for me, because my piece today will be Luigi themed. I just hope he wears the burgundy jumper again, it's become sort of iconic. eu.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

Hitler, who I do not support, never would have embraced genocide, which I also do not support, if the Weimar shitlibs hadn't tried so hard to deplatform him. by Glenn Greenwald

‘Free Luigi’ billboard has gone up in lower Manhattan the evening before his next court appearance. Sent in anon.

Hey twitter hows it goin?

Tim Walz as auth right is a meme, right?

Finally broke through the 101kg weight plateau. Down to 100.9kg. Goal is 100kg by the end of February, absolute end goal is to get to 90kg by the end of 2025.

Don't know much about German politics but fuck it, I'll take a crack at predicting the election:

For this reason, I also think Reform UK has a rocky road ahead of them. They're on top of the polls at the moment, but the more Trump fucks up in the eyes of the British people, the less appealing Farage and Reform UK will become. Trump's failures will likely drag them down.