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knight of the sad countenance. go mets.
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I know it’s not that kinda show but I wanna know what Lumon’s legal team is like. What do they know.

you know shr*mp really works with every vowel

everyone talks about the "price" of "eggs" because they are mainstream media chumps but NOBODY is talking about the massive increase in the PRICE of digiorno stuffed-crust pizza (which has been significant). I AM A LONE WARRIOR FOR MY CAUSE!!!

Do people? Do people wanna see my animals here? I need a social media platform again that’s kind if like a mentally ill journal

All dust is moon dust. Dust comes from the moon

if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

my godsent barber Gino is hellbent on getting me to adjust to a longer hairstyle, although he’ll never admit this to me. it’s ok Gino. i am a sailor and you are my captain. i’d sail over the edge of the world for you. just tell me the sun will rise again and i’ll believe you for forty endless nights

Juan Soto agreed to a 15-year, $765 million contract with the Mets, the largest deal in baseball history, a person familiar with the situation confirmed to The Post on Sunday night.

if i had access to limitless funds, i suppose i would try to redress the world’s harms, but then would finance new meg ryan romcoms

haven’t heard anyone talking about the avatar movies lately. i wonder if that is because they are just too good. or perhaps there is a second reason.

but doctor, pagliacci is out of network

We sincerely thank Jack for his help funding and initiating the bluesky project. Today, Bluesky is thriving as an open source social network running on atproto, the decentralized protocol we have built.

the thing is that i would like to see communism in our time.

grungebob squarepants

The CDC dropping the five-day rule simply because some people aren't willing to do it makes me think we could all band together and stop paying our taxes.

What if the Omelas child had bad vibes or was unpleasant to be around

ethereal

AdMech:

Dr. David L. Mills, who invented and for many years coordinated the Network Time Protocol, died January 17th. NTP is what makes it possible for computers all over the world, and in space, to stay more or less in synch. arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024...

rapper’s delight is such an important piece of music i love it so much

ohh yeah. i know nimrod. he and i go back. wayyyy back. even saw the view back in college once. nice view. got the whole skyline for a few minutes there

tearing up in the office thinking about how much i love hobbits

trying to get ahold of some lexapro if anyone knows a guy

You’ll never convince me that an orchestra wouldn’t sound exactly the same if the conductor wasn’t there. Fake job.

“bad people don’t worry about whether or not they’re bad people” — jesus

my girlfriend is victim blaming the grizzly man

the best part about friends is sitting around and trying to make each other laugh. the second best part is laughing. i’m drinking btw

Has anyone considered that yale students are just the best brightest most important and special little guys??

antonin scalia, intellectually speaking, was a wretch

someone please ask ron desantis to wiggle his toes

hey if you see me wearing a mask, you do not need to ask why i’m wearing it. you know why i’m wearing it. be serious about things

I do the good work in real life (sit on hold with medical record offices)

before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit

reading arendt’s “reflections on little rock” on the subway and shaking my head so every one knows i disagree with it

guys my new job is training me to do my new job.

gf and i watching the CPL cricket finals on the bus and having to restrain ourselves from cheering when guyana won 🇬🇾 🇬🇾 🇬🇾

I only need 10 more sign-ups by the end of the month in order to make rent. You get literally 1000s of posts, over 500 recipes for £5 and more added every day. Please just give it a try. You improve my life massively and can cancel anytime.