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[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.

submitted 50 days ago • 52 comments

this is an act of unspeakable violence. it benefits no one, it doesn’t move a number on a balance sheet. it only guarantees that every one of these incarcerated transgender people will be tortured.

submitted 2 days ago • 104 comments

I was at a bookstore this morning that had a Bob Dylan autobiography and the girl behind me in line goes “is that Selena Gomez’s fiancé?” IM DEAD 😭😭

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

this is why it’s sooo important to take action with your wallet! these people do not deserve your money!!!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Let me be very clear: if you are on this website you are my friend. Unless you are evil or annoying to me

submitted 5 days ago • 315 comments

“blue dress on a boat” was crazy

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

this line right here sends me into a laughing fit every time idk why 😭

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

since they dropped their DEI initiatives, I’ve stopped shopping at Target, Walmart, and Amazon, and cancelled my Prime membership. I’ve had to search a bit more to find a few of the things I need, but I don’t anything so bad that I need to continue giving these companies my money 😽

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

in honor of president’s day, i would like a new one.

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

hey i miss taylor swift!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

what the fuck does this even mean

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

i do not feel like dolly and sabrina were in the studio together for that song ijbol

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

crying actual tears at this crocheted flower heart my husband got me :(

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

opposing team defending her better than her man oh i’m embarrassed

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Beyoncé, Kelly Rowland, and Michelle Williams stun in new photos.

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

Marlon Wayans responds to Soulja Boy calling him a homophobic slur for supporting his transgender child: “If [Soulja Boy] had a career he could get cancelled for this type of slander. Luckily he ain’t been relevant since 2007.”

submitted 12 days ago • 34 comments

Yes they really were. This is not at all an exaggeration.

submitted 13 days ago • 10 comments

“you’re so funny” thanks! all the king’s horses, all the king’s men couldn’t put me together again ‘cause all of my enemies started out friends☺️

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

i love bananas but I need a way to carry them to work without making everything in my lunch box taste like banana 🫠

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

we’re living in a bad sitcom because what do you mean the president wants to buy Greenland and rename it RED, WHITE, AND BLUELAND?!?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

taylor liking a post that sweet nothing was inspired by the beatles

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 35 days ago • 210 comments

damn they got apple too 🫠

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

finally out of the reading slump I was in all last year

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

*Billie Joe Armstrong voice* “not gonna call it the Gulf of America” [power chords]

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

it’s fearless🌟🫶🏼✨

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Taylor Swift tipping workers at a Grammys after-party.

submitted 13 days ago • 16 comments

Are the optics of Musk holding court in the Oval Office while Trump sits quietly in the corner of the frame supposed to persuade us that Trump is in charge

submitted 13 days ago • 219 comments

guys I really miss the oomfhood on t*itter but unfortunately i cannot see a justifiable reason to continue using that app so someone please tell them all to move over here

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

me sending a follow up email at the crack of dawn knowing im about to ruin somebody’s whole day.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

the party ended 2 years ago and i’m still here

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

The image of the night.

submitted 15 days ago • 29 comments

Abbott Elementary star jalen hurts wins the super bowl

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

imagine your partner being like “yeah it’s an honor to play for the man that loudly and actively hates my girlfriend and encourages his followers to do the same” …girl GET UP!

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

my nosy ass desperately needs to know what went down between taylor and keleigh teller because last super bowl she was in the suite with taylor in chiefs gear and now she’s on the field in head-to-toe eagles gear and I am curious lmao

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

look at all the harassment taylor has faced since the very first game she showed up to. travis does not defend her enough given he’s the reason she’s in that position in the first place. that man is a loser who doesn’t deserve her

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

no one else on earth is happier than them about this eagles Super Bowl win

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

gritty has seized control of the federal government

submitted 15 days ago • 203 comments

need a word stronger than joever i fear…….after that comment last week and all them dropped passes it might just have to be Travesty

submitted 15 days ago • 7 comments