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cocaine is a dish best accepted reluctantly

Its said I have shit for brains, I prefer the term scatologist

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people think lebron got hairplugs he really just got estrogen

That one guy on the mic in a casual match of TF2 when your team is dog shit

I miss you. I'll see you soon

when he rips off your foreskin

quit shaqtin a fool

nightmare scenario: 8 hour roadtrip with silent bob, marshawn lynch and groot

💙 drawing cringey emo boys

Stop! Im from the future! You are our only chance to save this timeline

people who never followed me back once we all switched to bluesky 💔

Yapping

Simply stunning quotation.

angry jim mora is my internal monologue

we got more questions than prometheus

@slopmoding.bsky.social its you!!!

every online conversation about mf doom immediately devolves into arguments over capsing the mans name

trash talk when we come back

Trent Reznor being hit on the head with a comically oversized mallet be like: And what you gave to me! My perfect ring of stars!

Aquatic Trent Reznor be like: I have some fishy fins, I eat some kelp

See that small dot to the lower left of the Sun's centre? That's the planet Mercury.

Ben Folds: I thought about, quitting my job on the board, of kennedy advisory

whatever you say man ha ha

fuck all these jokes let me ask a serious question

schizophrenic pragmatician: everything is a sign bro

One time in Band Class Doug Las kept Fucking Around on his French Horn until he found the Resonant Frequency of Mr. Rod Riguez' Nuts and they Popped !!

metrosexual white guy in movie theater: pull up imdb on her, she looks familiar

Im blowing up

Philadelphia won I've been drunk as shit all day and I'm gonna continue this

Man who doesnt believe in cause and effect believes in nothing at all

Pet Sounds 💚💛🐐

time travelling. FRANK ZAPPA NO DONT PUT REVERB ON THE MASTER!!!!!!!