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brendaglasser.bsky.social
Salesforce Architect | Nerd 🤓 | Food and Drink Enthusiast | Social Anxiety Girl | Mom |Introvert | Hyperbolic Whiner | My posts are mine and not my employers’ or AI ever
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I like Bruges. Especially with @sjb7719.bsky.social.

Quote of the day from @sjb7719.bsky.social “Does Apple employ a lad called Tim Cook?”

Tea, scone, and cats. In London. Really can’t get much better than this!

I’ve said it before and I will say it again. Atlanta is the absolute worst airport in the world. Damn near missed my flight (well… by my standards) because there was 0 parking at the international terminal. Also my old cat has diabetes evidently and is gonna get kitty ozempic

Get your vaccines people shit is about to get real bad

Not to flex but look what I just bought 💅

Also this is what “having it all” looks like I guess. On the one hand I’m lucky to be able to pick up my kid from school and get her to dance on time since I WFH. On the other it means I sit in the carline for 45+ minutes with my laptop cause I have a job and can’t just chill at 3:30 pm 🙃

Remind me why I’d want to go to an office when I can work around these babies instead?

Trump hasn't even been in power for a month. How the fuck are we going to get through this

Hmm… I’ve never really used Salesforce to be fair lol Jira sucks Teams sucks worse

Everything is terrible right now so here’s some pictures from a cat cafe

Legitimately scared me when I looked in the rear view and saw this. He then proceeded to drive like an absolute dick - swerving in and out of lanes, not signaling, cutting people off, tailgating, etc.

This is a great idea. Do you know anyone in Congress you can talk to?

It has been a fucking day. Cheers 🥂

I think that if this is your situation you should be able to call into work

Got a new iPhone cause I’m tired of having a separate charger and also tariffs felt like a good time

Okay Uphold you don’t need to notify me every 5 minutes how much money I’m losing

Flight and tickets purchased for Irish Dreamin’ ☘️ and tickets purchased for London’s Calling 🇬🇧 Productive morning!

Petition to add another month to the calendar so that January can be split in half since currently it’s like 78 days and that’s too many for one month.