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This is the worst I’ve felt since Trump won.

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If you understand this reference, be sure to talk to your doctor about scheduling a colonoscopy.

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So they're like scared-scared

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In college I took a girl on a date to see Cedric Kahn’s nasty, misogynistic THE VANISHING knockoff RED LIGHTS and spent the entire walk out apologizing.

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I can’t fucking believe we’re doing this.

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The Phoenician Scheme: Good!

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what the hell is the Ringo biopic even going to be about

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Stardew Valley Super Mario Maker 2 Elden Ring

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Okay I might have to get into Monster Jam

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PACERS

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Can't say I have much knowledge of this either way but I once PAed on a Fat Joe/Jennifer Lopez music video and was sent on a run to replace all the Coca Cola products at craftie with Pepsi products before Jennifer Lopez would arrive on set.

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Lmao well meaning white liberals please resist the temptation to drop a mac and cheese recipe on Juneteenth

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Finland withdraws from Ottawa Treaty by overwhelming vote. Sad sign of the times, but I suppose I understand why a nation that shares >1000km of border with Russia might want anti-personnel mines.

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is skibidi toilet still a thing? asking for michael bay

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Anyone who's had a family member suffer from dementia knows that they can often become fixated on certain phrases and sentences, repeating them inanely and incessantly. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Gristedes is the worst grocery chain I've ever shopped at and it's not particularly close. If it were to shut down it would be immediately replaced by something twenty times better.

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Everyone is throwing out examples of Iraq War-era mass derangement so I might as well throw in Amanda Bynes doing a peace sign on a movie poster being photoshopped out for fear of being seen as an antiwar statement

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As an addendum, the skywatch.blue maga blocker is a wonderful tool and I didn’t even know Vance had arrived because I have it turned on.

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I'll treat JD Vance the same way I treat any number of other malignant figures on this site (Singal, Yglesias, any number of blue maga dorks): I'll block and ignore them and completely forget they have any presence here.

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There's a weirdly high chance JD Vance becomes the least essential American president since Gerald Ford, just an errant fart in the historical record.

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There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.

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no i will not "ask chat gpt" i will be scrolling Wikipedia with whimsical abandon like god intended

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remember this arc?

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We had to take my brother to the hospital in high school after he had an allergic reaction to nasally inhaled no-doze.

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This is the worst I’ve felt since Trump won.

If you understand this reference, be sure to talk to your doctor about scheduling a colonoscopy.

So they're like scared-scared

In college I took a girl on a date to see Cedric Kahn’s nasty, misogynistic THE VANISHING knockoff RED LIGHTS and spent the entire walk out apologizing.

I can’t fucking believe we’re doing this.

The Phoenician Scheme: Good!

what the hell is the Ringo biopic even going to be about

Stardew Valley Super Mario Maker 2 Elden Ring

Okay I might have to get into Monster Jam

PACERS

Can't say I have much knowledge of this either way but I once PAed on a Fat Joe/Jennifer Lopez music video and was sent on a run to replace all the Coca Cola products at craftie with Pepsi products before Jennifer Lopez would arrive on set.

Lmao well meaning white liberals please resist the temptation to drop a mac and cheese recipe on Juneteenth

Finland withdraws from Ottawa Treaty by overwhelming vote. Sad sign of the times, but I suppose I understand why a nation that shares >1000km of border with Russia might want anti-personnel mines.

is skibidi toilet still a thing? asking for michael bay

Anyone who's had a family member suffer from dementia knows that they can often become fixated on certain phrases and sentences, repeating them inanely and incessantly. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Gristedes is the worst grocery chain I've ever shopped at and it's not particularly close. If it were to shut down it would be immediately replaced by something twenty times better.

Everyone is throwing out examples of Iraq War-era mass derangement so I might as well throw in Amanda Bynes doing a peace sign on a movie poster being photoshopped out for fear of being seen as an antiwar statement

As an addendum, the skywatch.blue maga blocker is a wonderful tool and I didn’t even know Vance had arrived because I have it turned on.

I'll treat JD Vance the same way I treat any number of other malignant figures on this site (Singal, Yglesias, any number of blue maga dorks): I'll block and ignore them and completely forget they have any presence here.

There's a weirdly high chance JD Vance becomes the least essential American president since Gerald Ford, just an errant fart in the historical record.

There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.

no i will not "ask chat gpt" i will be scrolling Wikipedia with whimsical abandon like god intended

remember this arc?

We had to take my brother to the hospital in high school after he had an allergic reaction to nasally inhaled no-doze.

Successful nuclear test in the Dasht-e Lut would be an incredible deterrent against war, so let's hope it's something like that.

Iran has already qualified for next year's World Cup.

Donald the Dove