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I get it. I don’t love it. And I hope it works, because if not, it’s like when the Bears get all cute and call a trick play on third down from the goal line.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

The "I want to look like a dumb asshole" sales pitch only works on the truly elite dumb assholes.

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

found on reddit, and I am crying

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

Gave blood today. It was very quick, very easy, and it is one of the few things you can choose to do on a whim and actually maybe save a life. Maybe this post nudges one or two of you to sign up for a blood drive - if not now, when?

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submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

I like big butts, but I am often untruthful about it.

submitted 18 hours ago • 4 comments

Currently trying to decide if it'll be more fun going forward to (a) fight to claim the Pope as a Cubs fan, evidence to the contrary be damned; or (b) rag on the Pope for being a White Sox fan. Whichever I choose will be My Truth.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

SCANDAL rocks the Vatican.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

"Yer not really from da Vatican my frent. Dat's really more da Trastevere area. Don't say yer from da Vatican."

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Just patiently waiting for the blue smoke to indicate the Cubs have moved Ryan Pressly off of the roster.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

[thinking to self]: Man, I have gone a really impressively long time without posting any political rage. Like, a crazy long time. Feels like forever. [reviews timeline]: Ah, it's been three days.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Last night was certainly egregious, but it wasn't the start of something new. The concerns with Ryan Pressly go way back.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Hey that’s me.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Welcome to Bluesky. (I'll still take it over the Nazi Hell Site.)

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Me, messing with myself in March by telling the future: "Hey Brett, on May 5, the Cubs are going to have lost Justin Steele, Shōta Imanaga, and Javier Assad, and they'll also have played BY FAR the toughest schedule in baseball. Guess how they're doing?"

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Me, messing with myself in March by telling the future: "Hey Brett, on May 5, the Cubs are going to have lost Justin Steele, Shōta Imanaga, and Javier Assad, and they'll also have played BY FAR the toughest schedule in baseball. Guess how they're doing?"

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Next up: tariffs on all international baseball players. “You have the Oh So Great SHOHEI Ohtani making 5 Billion dollars and stealing jobs, and bases, from PROUD AMERICAN players who never had a prayer. Not to mention the Greatest Fraud perpetrated on my close friend Pete Rose! INVESTIGATION!”

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

🎶 Despite all my meat, I am still just a dude on The Street. 🎶

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

me: my lower abdomen hurts robot doctor: you’re special me: i’m in so much pain robot doctor: you’re God’s favorite child me: can i get a real doctor robot doctor: you will ascend upon becoming a killer

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie. More Than a Few Good Men, Like, Just an Absolute Load of Men

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

You can make the argument for a couple other arms, but in the end, the Cubs now have an opportunity to let Horton take the next step.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

"They can have five pencils."

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

It's really incredible how they manage to check all the boxes every single time. Inaccurate? ✔️ AI Slop? ✔️ Deeply cringy and embarrassing? ✔️ An error of ignorance that actually makes a part of it unintentionally hilarious and accurate? ✔️

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

lol

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

If Mr. Ed can play baseball, there's no reason PCA shouldn't be able to compete in a horse race.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Some loser horse is gonna win the Kentucky Derby all because Pete Crow-Armstrong decided to play baseball.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Ever complete some long overdue, truly vile and wretched household task and think to yourself: that's it. It's done. I have, beyond the shadow of a doubt, absolutely punched my ticket to heaven.

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

When Christian Yelich starts dating your mom.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Rubio publicly criticizing an ally for cracking down on right-wing extremism. And Germany hitting back. We are in a new world

submitted 7 days ago • 2352 comments

One of the worst things about every bit of news enraging me is that I have very little room left to hate the Brewers as much as I’d like to.

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

Imagine looking at this and thinking, "No, no, I do not want this for my country."

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments