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Former biophysicist; current biotech consultant. Grew up in a library, but also in the woods.
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i think this is basically what has happened a big chunk of the american pundit class

This is so funny man, I can tell you work for the government because you need to be completely detached from the market to think that new business owners come in with a fine tooth comb and don’t just like implement 20% reductions in force by fiat.

In Noah Pinion's attic hangs a take that just keeps getting smarter and smarter

The Course of Punditry:

don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

One of my most crank opinions is that our flight from the realm of aesthetics is part of why this country's gone to the dogs. We simply stopped giving a fuck about visual language.

[YES voice] smoker of an oaken heart

The Vatican may finally outpizza the Hut

Coming around to the view that a certain kind of narcissist simply needs Musk to be a genius rather than a fraud, because they want to believe there’s a hereditary Brahmin class of accomplished, beautiful minds—and that they’re a part of that class.

Happy 100th Ogdred Weary.

hot take: within a few years, many currently prestigious colleges and universities that have caved to Trump's mandates will become second or third rate institutions that folks will realize absolutely aren't worth the money. they're destroying their credibility, educational mandate, and legacy.

Songs from the 1940s fall into two categories: “Kiss me darling for I may die in the wars tomorrow and never see you again” And “He’s the Booble Bubble Boy on the Boat From the Blue! Woo woo be doo! Booble Bubble Boy!”

rockos modern basilisk

"Oh uh just one more thing...the Spice only exists on one planet in the entire universe"

I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

I’m imagining a world where the watergate scandal happened at the waldorf hotel and every political scandal afterwards has the suffix -dorf added to it

okay, it’s time for me to finally weigh in: it’s probably a bad sign that guys are just doing sieg heils in public again

none of this is *wrong,* per se, but giving Musk and Trump the credit for wanting to "save money" or "increase efficiency" or do anything better is misleading. they want to destroy the government's capacity to do things and they're often explicit about that www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Oppenatthem (2023)

If you’re wondering why I declined to talk to the NYTimes, then you haven’t been following my account for very long. They bear a direct responsibility for the current situation we find ourselves in, and I responded by laying out my position and that I would only talk to @jamellebouie.net

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm

Ok, creepiest things that were never meant to be creepy? Obviously Test Card F is right there at the top of the list. What are yours?

The time for action is now. Call Chuck Schumer’s office and demand he start mocking Donald Trump by repeating everything Trump says in a dumb guy voice

HUH.

Lmfao

Political liberalism has a lot of flaws but one of the cool things about it is how it's constructed around the insight that monarchy is a fundamental affront to human dignity 👍

A defiant Mayor Eric Adams, standing in front of a dozen elderly members of the clergy, gives a speech to the assembled media in which it gradually becomes clear that he believes all of the events that happen in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats "really happened, right here in New York."

Not every governor will dither on congestion pricing but then ultimately come to its defense against a mad king, but then again some folk'll, like New York's Kathy Hochul

i think it's actually worth reading the speech in full, which is very good.

Conservapedia keeps deleting my "irrelevant" Diamante Fabuloso page, even though the article clearly explains it is the name of the gigantic diamond angel President Donald Trump is currently giving birth to at Walter Reed Medical Center. I am hiding in a supply closet. I can hear his contractions.

“Trump has liberated a lot of people from the last vestiges of the Sermon on the Mount. A lot of people turn out to have been sick and tired of pretending to be good.” www.nybooks.com/online/2020/...

Male Psychology Götterdämmerung: The Government!