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Rangers / Mets / Bills / Copywriter & Marketing Specialist / Lead singer of Quaker Gun Club / Co-Host of Ranting Rangers Podcast / Chess addict https://open.spotify.com/artist/4ShvixCkGc4WHAjPrbqsun?si=43oAHxAJR0erzm9XCifbvg
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I feel like I'm taking crazy pills watching the same people who incessantly called Trouba dirty dickride Tom Wilson to the biggest orgasm of his life.

These playoffs have quickly become anybody but the caps to me.

I need to see another angle but boy did that Wilson hit look high.

I feel like that progressive commercial with the aunt that says expired expired expired Except I’m saying hook hold hook hold hook hold.

Right away the energy on the TNT broadcast is like 80% lower. Fun while it lasted.

Someone cut the power to the TNT truck again please.

We’re going to send you to the sportsnet feed… Don’t threaten me with a good time! I hope TBS is down all night

What a dive by Wilson. Lotta flopping this series for a tough guy.

A perfect spectrum

“Don’t call my escorts whores!” “Mom’s still got it!” Comedy dialogue doesn’t get better.

Hockey commentators talk about how great playoff hockey is when really it’s ass, it’s only the stakes that make it good. Imagine fast flowing playoff hockey with back and forth scoring because refs weren’t cowards too afraid to call hooking and holding. Best sport worst league, always.

God I wish DoorDash did tipping after the order like it is in Europe. I hate tipping well for a dasher to triple dash and sit with my food at another restaurant for half an hour.

OFMG Evans pulling a Strome at the worst time

This is who I aspire to be

Caulfield might be the most selfish shooter in hockey. Never passes up an opportunity to not pass and take the shot.

I only still cheer for the Rangers because of my favorite uncle who worked for them and that legacy. Otherwise I fucking hate this org from top to bottom right now.

Oh that blatant penalty—that’s one in the regular season but not here! Oh wait now we have a guy put a little too much air underneath the puck this is automatic if it didn’t hit the glass… Dumbest shit ever.

Listening to Ray is reaching Pierre levels of annoyance.

WHY TF were we playing Schneider and Kreider in lost season games when they were that hurt? Lavi and Drury should be banned from hockey.

Goddamn I didn’t know Brancy was holding back this whole time

This is without a doubt the worst year to be a Rangers fan.

First multiple point deficit win of the year. Thank you Matt Rempe

Rangers reddit jerking themselves off making believing Fox is the same player he always was because analytics state the obvious: he's still really good. But Fox wasn't just really good, he was #2 in the NHL only because Makar exists. That's not the case now. But we can't talk about that.

As if I needed another reason to never go a fucking cruise.

Alternate side parking is just a tax on ADHD people.

Glad Perreault sat for this.

I would love nothing more in this life than if Sam and JD just shit talked Drury the whole third period.