brettburton1.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

Mavs need to sign Mac McClung since we have nothing else to cheer for. There’s a Luka Dunkic nickname in there somewhere. Fuck Nico

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing to do at work but we have to stay here in case something comes up 🙄 Ps: Fuck Nico Harrison

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning to everyone except Nico Harrison. Fuck him.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

In case it hasn’t been said today Fuck Nico Harrison

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck Nico Harrison

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I need David Stern to pull and Undertaker and veto this Luka Doncic trade asap

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

@mcuban.bsky.social wake up and tell us what happened. You gotta know something. I’m sick

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

@patmcafeeshow.bsky.social you gotta get the little ladder as the guest seat in the studio.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Old vs new Mortal Kombat Kung Lao designs

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

They call 50’s a midlife crisis but if the avg lifespan is 70 something then all of us 30’s are in our midlife crisis era

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Going through #skeetsafterdark like it’s the morning paper

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Dirk Nowitzki and Taylor Rooks are the Prime Video NBA analysts. My favorite player and my number one would if I could on the same panel 🙌🏼

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve just been self diagnosed with man flu. It’s the worst illness there is. I know women don’t understand but keep me in your prayers.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I’d almost rather have no extended breaks from work so I can stay consistently miserable. The highs of being off and the lows of going back is too much.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I will walk through hell or high water to return my cart.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Since I’ve been off Twitter I’ve been on Reddit more and good lord that’s a wild place. And I love it

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Imma be keeping receipts on anyone that says “New Year New Me.” If you’re the same at the end of the year I will shame you.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

The most important advice I ever give new parents is to put your kids in their own room. You must maintain an intimate space for you and your partner. It’s so critical.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

My daughter is going to stay at my brothers for the weekend. It’ll be mine and my wife’s first weekend alone in 5 years. Much needed 🙌🏼

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe I’m not the one that should be asking but am I witnessing an identity crisis in real time?

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

My brother and I are both off work all next week and our wives are only off two days. Although we are heartbroken for them there’s nothing we can do about it.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I realize it’s a basic human function but this girl that sits at the desk next to me blows her nose nonstop and it’s driving me crazy.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I was so excited for the weekend and then they said we have to work Saturday

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I gotta find more sports fans on here.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

The deadbedrooms Reddit group is some of the saddest shit I’ve seen. Everyone in sexless marriages just staying for the kids or financial situations. Sad stuff.

Mavs need to sign Mac McClung since we have nothing else to cheer for. There’s a Luka Dunkic nickname in there somewhere. Fuck Nico

Nothing to do at work but we have to stay here in case something comes up 🙄 Ps: Fuck Nico Harrison

Good morning to everyone except Nico Harrison. Fuck him.

In case it hasn’t been said today Fuck Nico Harrison

Fuck Nico Harrison

I need David Stern to pull and Undertaker and veto this Luka Doncic trade asap

@mcuban.bsky.social wake up and tell us what happened. You gotta know something. I’m sick

@patmcafeeshow.bsky.social you gotta get the little ladder as the guest seat in the studio.

Old vs new Mortal Kombat Kung Lao designs

They call 50’s a midlife crisis but if the avg lifespan is 70 something then all of us 30’s are in our midlife crisis era

Going through #skeetsafterdark like it’s the morning paper

Dirk Nowitzki and Taylor Rooks are the Prime Video NBA analysts. My favorite player and my number one would if I could on the same panel 🙌🏼

I’ve just been self diagnosed with man flu. It’s the worst illness there is. I know women don’t understand but keep me in your prayers.

I’d almost rather have no extended breaks from work so I can stay consistently miserable. The highs of being off and the lows of going back is too much.

I will walk through hell or high water to return my cart.

Since I’ve been off Twitter I’ve been on Reddit more and good lord that’s a wild place. And I love it

Imma be keeping receipts on anyone that says “New Year New Me.” If you’re the same at the end of the year I will shame you.

The most important advice I ever give new parents is to put your kids in their own room. You must maintain an intimate space for you and your partner. It’s so critical.

My daughter is going to stay at my brothers for the weekend. It’ll be mine and my wife’s first weekend alone in 5 years. Much needed 🙌🏼

Maybe I’m not the one that should be asking but am I witnessing an identity crisis in real time?

My brother and I are both off work all next week and our wives are only off two days. Although we are heartbroken for them there’s nothing we can do about it.

I realize it’s a basic human function but this girl that sits at the desk next to me blows her nose nonstop and it’s driving me crazy.

I was so excited for the weekend and then they said we have to work Saturday

I gotta find more sports fans on here.

The deadbedrooms Reddit group is some of the saddest shit I’ve seen. Everyone in sexless marriages just staying for the kids or financial situations. Sad stuff.

I think ToysBootleg is the funniest page on Instagram

Beyoncé’s mom liked a post about Jay-Z’s rape charge 👀

Going back to work tomorrow has me on the brink