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Disagree. Rand Paul has been one of the more consistent Republicans for a long time. I don't always agree with him but I typically can respect where he's coming from.

Ian Garry, whose wife wrote a book about how to bag an athlete and it was rumored her ex husband lived with them, coming out to Layla (a song Clapton wrote about George Harrison's then wife) is absolutely wild. #UFC

The Browns have been so bad for so long that when they take someone in the NFL Draft I just assume they're not as good as everyone thought.

To be fair to Deion, he was right. He said Shedeur would be "a top 5 pick" in the NFL Draft and he definitely did get picked in the top 5 rounds.

Why are the players at the NFL Draft so far from the stage? Every player has to go on this mini quest to actually reach the stage.

For those that don't understand what the end goal of breaking everything would accomplish, I strongly urge you listen to Behind the Bastards series on Curtis Yarvin. Also, @coolzonemedia.bsky.social is amazing and you should listen to more of their shows.

In a surprising turn of events, this has made me curious of the opinion that objectively autistic person, Elon Musk, has about this. #Autism

TIL poetry and baseball are exclusively neurotypical activities. #autism

In a time of endless death cycle news, I'd like to share some pictures of my 2 oldest kids and I camping yesterday. We went on nature trails, cooked over a campfire, looked at fossils, and did some geocaching this morning. Everyone should connect with nature like this.

Same, medieval dudes. Same.

It's wild how many of my friends have come back to Duolingo this year. Interesting aside, German seems to be pretty popular.

This is honestly wild

Just want to point out that since Donald Trump sat down, 0 Americans have won. #UFC314

I've seen enough. Paddy vs Jon Jones. LFG! #UFC314

Bryce Mitchell getting choked unconscious in front of Donald Trump was worth every cent of this card. #UFC314

Tulio-Gore was one of the wildest 1st rounds I've ever seen. #ufc314

To people visiting Texas: Don't sleep on San Antonio. Austin is not the quirky spot it once was. San Antonio is chill, good food, good music, great culture, etc. Also, I'm from Dallas and have never lived in San Antonio. I just unabashedly love it. #SanAntonio #Texas

Someone from Marriott has some elevator footage of me looking like a psych ward patient trying to find Thyssen Krupp in the hotel elevator because @coolzonemedia.bsky.social told me to on Behind the Bastards.

I'm equally delighted and alarmed that sweatpants are appropriate attire today. In April. In Texas. #ClimateChange

UH taking down Duke almost makes us spiraling towards the next Depression AND joining the Axis side of WW3 feel less depressing. Almost. #GoCougs #UH

100,000 people marching for anything is wild these days. Do you have any idea how apathetic we typically are?!

Look at this garbage ass TV @marriotthotels.bsky.social. This blue tint to everything is infuriating.

Yankees win again to move to 3-0. We're back! Lets go! #Yankees

No one will ever lie to you more than the @whataburgerr.bsky.social app. Placed an order, estimated time to be ready was between 7:57-8:01. Got there at 8:12 and they were judt about to bag it up. Perfect.

Ahh Friday night. Time to pour a drink and let @socialistdogmom.bsky.social tell me about some Nazi or another.

Trump lives for crowds. Don't give it to him. Don't watch tonight. Catch the highlights tomorrow.

Pecans, walnuts, and Brazil nuts are in a family. Cashews, pistachios, and macadamia nuts are in a different family. I refuse to attempt to expand on this.

The amount of people clutching pearls over the national anthem and halftime show is hilarious to me.

Well, this has aged better than wine so far...

Drake watching Kendrick Lamar win record of the year for a song dissing him.

what kind of stock trades do you think your senator has lined up for tomorrow morning? is that what they're working on tonight instead of figuring out how to get those teenagers out of the servers at the treasury?

A reminder that Elon Musk is credibly accused by many many many many people close to him and journalists who cover him of regularly shoving loads of illegal drugs into his ridiculous body.

I was going to post a picture of Kanye's gf at the Grammys and ask what y'all think about her outfit but I'm pretty sure i would get banned.

Everyone that purchased Mavericks tickets for upcoming games prior to yesterday should get a refund, an apology, and a bottle of bourbon. @mcuban.bsky.social thoughts?

If anyone in the North Dallas area is looking for a new brewery to try out, Rollertown is excellent. This DDH IPA is one of the best I've had in a while.

Gulf of America? Bro, I still call the Fair Park amphitheater "Smirnoff". This is never going to catch on.

TikTok was a place voices from all over were heard. It was a place news was disseminsted quickly and often free of censorship. I mean, I used it for cat videos but that's what I hear anyway. #TikTok #RIP

Elon Musk donating $112M worth of Tesla stock is the equivalent of me rounding up at Taco Bell.

Elon Musk went on Fortnite and it turned into the funniest roast.

The fact that paying for ESPN+ does not allow you to even watch ESPN is one of the great swindles of streaming. @espnpr.bsky.social any thoughts here?

This is fine. Everything is fine.