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Me when he says "don't take it too far now 😤🙄" not truly understanding that I could literally go to fucking GN-z11 (www.newscientist.com/article/2402...)

Day 1 mask off moment for the new Trump administration

Whe your home alone but hear a Knock coming from your bathroom door

Me: Wyd this weekend? Him: Just something chill with the guys Him that same weekend:

Me when I have successfully hacked into his houses Wi-Fi router and corrupted all of his electronics so he can’t get on social media:

Me when he’s trying to grill me but there’s literally ….nothing……to grill me on:

Me laughing at my own joke in my head since I’ve been trying to hold in my shit talk because I’ve been a little hard on him recently.

My honest reaction to him when he tells me something for the second time

Researchers are increasingly focused on a more dangerous pattern of alcohol use that they call high-intensity drinking: consuming eight or more drinks in a row for women and 10 or more drinks in a row for men. nyti.ms/3OxFzsM

My response to every joke in the week leading up to him getting his paycheck:

@eddieb712.bsky.social Me in my head when: He tells me about his plans last minute even though I was ready to stay on the phone all night with him BUT, I can’t be petty because he bought my dinner. 🥲🤑 #DidHeDoThatBecauseHeKnewHeFuckedUp (Appropriate lyric - Let it all work out, lil Wayne @2:00)

Me when a part for his car hasn’t come and he can’t leave the house without installing it first. (I applied for his mail to be forwarded to my house for the next year. #heaintevenknowit)

😳wild to see it all in one place like this. prospect.org/politics/202...

When he’s telling me a story but he forgets to mention the part of the story I literally watched on the cities live CCTV footage. (I’m cooked)

Me at home soaking in eternal resentment after I tell him I’m not the jealous type. (I hired a PI to follow him around and they found too much dirt 😔)

When he sends you an update on his night but you already knew 3 minutes and 20 seconds ago because you saw his phone ping off of a different monopole tower:

Me: Gosh, it’s so hard to find balance between all the stuff going on in my life. Just a chill guy: Say less

These beautiful colors will never cease to amaze me.

Andrew Tate: I’M HERE Bluesky: No

I blame the U.S. Department of Education for me not knowing of this sooner. How scary. #climatedisaster

You may lose ya phone and wallet but Alicia Keys still there

(How I fall asleep knowing he’s currently working on his engine so he can’t go out to the clubs. 🤭)

Just my 2 cents. But my goal is to ignore the trolls. Give them zero attention. Block them if they annoy me. I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc

Me: Where’s all your money going?! This dood: