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Comedian, commentator, writer, theatre nerd, and satirist. https://www.instagram.com/brianalexanderofficial
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My response to @jahimes.bsky.social statement on his vote in favor of censuring @algreen.house.gov #trump #sotu #authoritarian #fascism #censure #vance #elon #elonmusk #musk #DOGE #x

More relevant than ever: youtu.be/HNcmo-K5Xsg?... #Trump #GOP #Decorum #SOTU #Vance #Musk #X #DOGE

“Ask not what I can do for my country, but what my country can do for ME.” - President Donald J. Trump #Trump #Quote #America #USA #MAGA #GOP #Politics

Trump: “Any second now he’ll come crawling back, he needs me.” Zelenskyy:

For evil to flourish all you need is 51% of the electorate to delude themselves into believing it’s in their interests.

If you believe what Marco Rubio recounted and said about Zelenskyy as fact, then you must also believe what he said about Donald Trump. Either you trust his word, or you don’t. #Zelenskyy #Trump #Putin #Rubio #ukraine #russia #politics #Zelensky

“America would rather align with dictators than democracies” is probably the worst message we could send to all of our foreign allies, but the best message to embolden further aggression. Nice. #Trump #Russia #Putin #Ukraine #Zelenskyy #MAGA www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...

Calling Joe Rogan a comedian is like calling Elon Musk a genius.

Need I say anything? #Ukraine #Putin #Trump #Zelenskyy #Musk #DOGE #ElonMusk #MAGA

Imagine having the CEO of Facebook on his hands and knees for you and you still manage to rack up a 75% disapproval rating in less than two months 💀 Only Trump’s team would fumble something as easy as making a Facebook page under the right category. “Government Organization” 😂 🤡 #Trump

Does anyone else forget that JD Vance is Vice President given the fact that Elon Musk is much more involved than he is? It’s actually incredibly sad, I’d be infuriated if I was Vance, but he is too much of a lapdog to express any discontent. #ElonMusk #Trump #Musk #Vance #JDVance #DOGE

The #Trump peace deal between #Russia and #Ukraine is contingent on allowing the US to harvest Ukraine’s rare earth minerals. Ukraine holds an estimated 500,000 tons of lithium reserves. #Tesla batteries require lithium. Seems a rather strange contingency considering the power #ElonMusk holds.

#DOGE #ElonMusk #Musk

As #Elon dismantles the FAA and air safety takes a dive, I can’t help but think that this has something to do with the fact that the #FAA is the body that regulates #SpaceX and currently has Elon under investigation for his failed rocket launches. Must be coincidence. #Musk #Trump

How’s everyone doing?

Elon’s #DOGE is being run very similar to how he runs Tesla. Making promises and pushing back the deadline over and over. This is very efficient. #Elon #Musk #Tesla #Trump #USPolitics #Politics #GOP #Republicans #X

Yes, DOGE? I found a fuck ton of waste: apple.news/AByuQY2zQRnW... #DOGE #Tesla #Musk #Trump

Yeah, how’s that going? #Trump #MAGA #Inflation #Scam #Politics #USPolitics #GOP

Our country’s largest welfare recipient, the richest man in the world, and the same man who is trying to end benefits and social programs for those who actually need them. Looking for waste, fraud, and abuse? It’s right here: www.yahoo.com/news/elon-mu... #DOGE #Trump #Musk #ElonMusk #Politics

The Gulf of America, known for the most damaging oil spill in history. Good job on the name change, bud. #Trump #GulfOfMexico #GulfOfAmerica #Gulf #Stupid

Elon tries so hard to look cool, but every time I see him in a photo he looks like a goth kid trying to tell his mom it’s “not a phase.” Caption this cringe. #Musk #Trump #Elon #DOGE

Just so it’s clear: the whole purpose of a tariff is to literally INFLATE the price of imported goods in America.

I really hope that this post gets laughed at in the future, but I think today will go down in history as the 21st century version of Black Tuesday, also known as the start of the Great Depression. #Trump #Trade #Tariffs #Tariff #America #Depression

It’s legitimately scary that there are people in this country that think something as simple as a blanket tariff is the fix that our industrial sector needs, and no other modern President could figure it out. We are about to be paying a lot keep for EVERYTHING. #Tariffs #Trump #Inflation

If #DEI is truly to blame for this, it’s because we allowed a man with severe mental issues to become President. #Trump #Timeline #FAA #MAGA

This video, from just eight months ago, is still public on Trump’s official YouTube channel. What changed in 8 months? #RFKJr knew he had no chance and sold his soul to #Trump for a cabinet position in exchange for his endorsement. It’s a circus. youtu.be/l_NpxRcYbvA?... #GOP #USPolitics #MAGA

You knew what you were voting for, and now not only you, but your innocent wife are now suffering the consequences. I have a feeling we’re going to be seeing a lot of these stories in the coming days, weeks, and months. www.soapcentral.com/human-intere... #Trump #Immigration #ICE #Deported

The videos of RFK totally clueless at his confirmation hearing are really something. Something not good.

#Democrat questions at the #RFK confirmation hearing: You’ve made millions of dollars and get a commission off of lawsuits against pharmaceutical companies, how is that not a conflict of interest? #Republican questions: What’s your favorite color 😜 #Senate #Hearing #RFKJr #Trump

When did the confirmation hearings start airing on the Food Network, because Elizabeth Warren is COOKING #RFK right now. #RFKJr #HHS #Senate #Hearing #Trump #Democrat #Republican #Confirmation #US #USPolitics #Politics

Maybe, just maybe, the reason why there is more diagnosed autism in this country now is because we have a better understanding of the condition and therefore have changed the criteria on which autism is diagnosed? Just kidding, it’s because of vaccines, obviously. 🤡 #RFK #Trump #Senate #GOP

Ron Johnson is slobbing so hard on Robert F. Kennedy Jr right now. Thanked him and is admiring him for pushing the false vaccines cause autism claim. I almost thought this was an SNL skit, but no, it’s on CSPAN. #RFK #RFKJr #HHS #Trump #Senate #Hearing #Republican #GOP #Democrat

I wonder how this will get defended by his apologists www.foodandwine.com/coffee-price... #Trump #Coffee #US #Inflation

“Turned on the water” Yeah, the military just went there and turned the knob on a spigot. “Enjoy the water, California!!!” Yes, I’m sure they’re enjoying the water as they sift through ashes of what used to be their homes. This man doesn’t have a single ounce of humanness or empathy at all.

Trump says he doesn't trust renewables yet he just installed a director of the Pentagon that runs on alcohol. #hegseth

The US Military is facing intense recruiting shortages and retention of enlisted and commissioned members. #Trump and #Hegseth just made this problem worse by restricting people from enlisting and removing the possibility of reenlistment from many servicemembers. Our adversaries are loving this.

I served in the #MarineCorps. When shit goes down, you do not care how the #Marines to the left and right of you identify. All that you care about is that you know they’ll have your back and you’ll have theirs. They’re family. #Trump dodged the draft, so he wouldn’t know that. #USMC #Family

We really should stop referring to the #ProudBoys and #OathKeepers as “militias.” We should instead be referring to these wannabe military groups by what they really are: Gangs and street thugs. It’s more accurate, and it’ll piss them off. Let’s do it. #Trump #Jan6 #Insurrection #Pardon #Militia

This is #StewartRhodes. He only served seven months in the Army before getting discharged. He is the leader of an extremist far-right militia called the #OathKeepers. He was pardoned of seditious conspiracy for his role on #Jan6. That is not keeping your oath, that is desecrating it.

I cannot express how absolutely amazing this was to see live. If you haven’t seen Sunset Blvd yet on Broadway, GO SEE IT. youtu.be/r9vsvjHWbSQ #SunsetBlvd #Broadway #NYC #Musical #NewYorkCity #Colbert #LateShow #LSSC #SunsetBoulevard