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brianbhorne.bsky.social
Writer, composer, actor. Author of musicals SECOND TO SHERLOCK and THE AGE OF INNOCENCE. Co-host of the Trashwatch podcast.
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

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I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

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did the doctor from arrested development write this

submitted 3 days ago • 54 comments

I gotta up my posting game!

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Happy Thursday!

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Big crowd at the SF Tesla dealership protesting our unelected overlord. A tiny sign hangs from an upstairs window

submitted 6 days ago • 218 comments

Stole the show in two seasons of ITYSL *and* showed up in a Best Picture winner, all within the last 4 years. RIP to the legendary Biff Wiff.

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EPISODE 157 – MINISODE: VHS NOSTALGIA When Ashley’s away, the Fartasses will play—with a new idea! In the first of our off-and-on minisodes, we celebrate Chris’s recent unexpected boon by remembering our VHS days. linktr.ee/trashwatch

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If I am Pagliacci and I paid a copay to go to the doctor and the doctor recommended I go see myself, I'm gonna fight the doctor. The nurse literally typed in "Current employment: Pagliacci the Clown."

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

I had hoped to be younger, hotter for the resource wars. I’m gonna have to find some stone to sit by and try and look wise now.

submitted 10 days ago • 19 comments

How am i just now learning about the Spam folder. some great deals in here

submitted 14 days ago • 19 comments

You know what? Sure, whatever.

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Never misses

submitted 12 days ago • 74 comments

(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]

submitted 12 days ago • 80 comments

As a bona fide Em Dash American, if someone accuses me of this, I can't be held responsible for what I might do.

submitted 13 days ago • 21 comments

Drake rn:

submitted 13 days ago • 69 comments

*robert eggers running out of old timey folk monsters* ërnëst skarred stu-pid

submitted 14 days ago • 19 comments

Trump moments before losing out on another Kennedy Center Honor.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

submitted 15 days ago • 51 comments

(tired daniel craig voice)

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

Oh well, guess we should do nothing then.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

[hbomberguy voice] “Oh, I’m supposed to fuck this burger…”

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THE SOCIAL NETWORK (2010, dir. David Fincher)

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wow just logged off and there are problems there too

submitted 19 days ago • 60 comments

Not sure why vote-scold Dems suddenly have a problem with leveling Gaza after they threw an election to let it happen.

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

If I were the richest man on the planet, I would simply not publicly do a bunch of crimes in front of an approval-desperate president who the Supreme Court ruled can get away with murder.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

submitted 21 days ago • 215 comments

enough is enough. democratic leadership in congress needs to act now and text me saying they need five to ten dollars

submitted 22 days ago • 98 comments

This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help

submitted 22 days ago • 264 comments