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FMK: JD Vance edition.

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if you see white smoke from the vatican cardinals have already started vaping

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Eventually one of these leaks is just going to be him directly texting plans to the person he’s trying to blow up.

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I'm starting to embrace the loser mindset. 100% failmaxxing. Dudpilled flopcore. Entering my fizzle era. Girl it's giving last place.

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Van Holen should receive an enormous amount of credit for this, because we need to summon an elemental force more powerful than anything Trump wields: the ego of US senators.

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I think the democrats sending one of their own to a gulag to check on proof of life while the administration tries desperately to disappear more Americans is really good politics

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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

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“People with autism have accomplished plenty!” is a true statement but also a capitulation to the framing. No one’s life should be a ledger. It’s kind of like saying “the people we disappeared to CECOT were innocent!” It’s true and outrageous but also the state shouldn’t do that to anyone.

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Happy Thursday!

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if you are a cis person it costs you nothing to just say today that you see & hear your trans sisters & brothers & others over in the UK today -- and around the world, too, knowing that rulings like today's ripple out in ugly ways.

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i love that the constitution has been shown to be demonstratably worthless yet i still have to follow all of the stupid laws that are derived from it. wonderful.

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If there’s a stupid meme for my friends I can waste time making, I will waste time making that stupid meme. ⬇️

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wishing a belated Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrated over the weekend:

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When my friends tell me to stop doing jokes and bits:

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i am turning 35 this year and i literally just learned from my husband a few months ago that people not only have opinions about hot dog condiments, they get insanely worked up about them, and i am excited to make all of you soooo mad by telling you i just put ketchup on my hot dogs and nothing else

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happy ten year anniversary to this post

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I was talking with a friend yesterday about how we’re already in constitutional crisis, but that can be ignored if the opposition party doesn’t call itself or the country to action. And that is what fascism is!

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So some people are plainclothes ICE agents interrogating small children, other people are random sociopaths impersonating ICE agents but everyone is supposed to know the difference, surely this won’t get even worse

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People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves

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And now for some good news!

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Truly an all-timer.

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Medieval peasant hearing of the baroness’ successful delivery of a male heir:

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Happy Thursday!

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The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses

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(guy seeing La bohème for the first time) oh no how're they gonna pay last year's rent

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The Woke Mob may come for me, but I'm not panicked -- thanks to my TC Top from TC Tuggers

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RIP William Finn, author of one of the most devastating songs in musical theatre.

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SCOTUS right now.

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I see a lot of you are worried about your stocks so I’m glad I invested all my money in the one asset that will NEVER decline in value: tulips

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"she's not gonna fuck you bro" she will. she will if i display my plumage ostentatiously enough

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