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I really hope the estate of Rube Goldberg gets a nickel every time his machine is invoked.

Today's neonym: DEMEDICATED MURDER. What United Health Care calls "denial of care." #freeluigi #NeonymousBosh

DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK. THEY BEEN HERE FOR YEARS.

COULD MISSPELLINGS HAVE OBSCURED THE NATURE OF SCOTLAND’S GALLOWAY HOARD? THIS HULK’S KIND OF ARCHAEOLOGY NEWS! news.artnet.com/art-world/ga...

Many great voices herein (and a few words from me besides). news.artnet.com/art-world/th...

I think we should all do this. Really jam up the works for someone at Google.😉

So long, Walter. Rest easy. news.artnet.com/art-world/ar...

Oh, man. news.artnet.com/art-world/br...

This painting has quite the life story. My latest for artnet. news.artnet.com/art-world/fa...

Had a great time visiting Zona Maco with Ana Sokoloff for Artnet News. news.artnet.com/market/ana-s...

A fine editorial by our friend Natalie Frank. news.artnet.com/art-world-ar...

HULK WANT TO GIVE UP SOMETIMES.

Reality TV host: *becomes president* *fires everyone* *makes reality TV star transportation secretary* Airplane full of people: *crashes into a helicopter full of soldiers killing all* Reality TV host: Black people did this

fitting that the first big air disaster after years of loud, insistent warnings that understaffing would cause exactly this outcome, happens at the airport named after the guy who crushed the ATC union

You heard about it here first! Top art school @risd1877.bsky.social partners with AI company Invoke to give students access to the company’s top products. news.artnet.com/art-world/ar...

The plot thickens. news.artnet.com/art-world/st...

DeepSeek tells me that I wrote an article called “What Are NFTs and Why Is the Art World Obsessed with Them?” Not only did I not write this article, I don’t think *anyone* has

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

RIP. I got a lot out of her Whitney Museum show. news.artnet.com/art-world/ja...

Oh, hell yes. www.akashicbooks.com/catalog/to-h...

God help us, people are insane

Not a great month at the Broad Museum. news.artnet.com/art-world/wr...

Are you actually fucking kidding me? www.axios.com/2025/01/22/p...

Jeff Koons turns seventy today. Sources say he hasn’t made an artwork by hand in years.

If you enjoy this story, you must be a nerd like me. How will #congestionpricing affect the art industry? news.artnet.com/art-world/co...

A growing problem and no stated policies for how to deal with it. Seems less than ideal. My latest for Artnet. news.artnet.com/art-world/ar...

Sad news. news.artnet.com/art-world/da...

Are publications really not thinking about how text repeats above and below the image? Boring, missed opportunity to say the least

My latest for Artnet, some news from the Windy City: news.artnet.com/art-world/ka...

In which I talk to lawyers about lawyer-y stuff and pull back the curtain on the conservatives leading the charge against the museum: news.artnet.com/art-world/sa...

If you know anyone who works for a film distributor, please point them here: news.artnet.com/art-world/do...

Here’s a fun scoop for Artnet Pro subscribers: news.artnet.com/art-world/es...

Fuck these people to hell. Honestly. www.businessinsider.com/lil-wayne-ch...

Thanks to Brian Alfred for inviting me on the Sound and Vision podcast for a highly spontaneous, totally non-comprehensive, very subjective look back at 2024 and look ahead to 2025. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...

2024 was a year in museum news. I did a little roundup of artnet stories. news.artnet.com/art-world/bi...

Of all the ex presidents to die…

Le sigh

Donald Trump's America will be one where people watch movies like Whiplash, read books, and major in science. To learn more, join our upcoming rallies at a caged fighting match, a pentecostal megachurch, and a Confederate war memorial. by Vivek Ramaswamy

Very happy day, all. youtu.be/po_YtIfTevo?...

The film is a mixed success, but I did enjoy Adrien Brody, Felicity Jones, Raffey Cassidy, Guy Pearce, and Isaach De Bankolé in The Brutalist, in theaters now. My preview, with mild spoilers, for @artnet. news.artnet.com/art-world/br...

Overjoyed to have reviewed the latest show by American titan Bruce Nauman. news.artnet.com/art-world-ar...

So very happy to have written this review for Artnet News of the exciting Marlon Mullen show at MoMA. news.artnet.com/art-world/ma...

My latest for @artnet, on the future for the Syrian cultural sector after the fall of Assad. news.artnet.com/art-world/sy...

If you are a novelist and a character is walking a short distance, typically indoors, you must not write that they “walked” or “stepped,” but rather that they “padded.” I don’t make the rules.