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“Crypto Rugpull” is both the name of a financial scam and a good name for the villain in a low-budget movie where John Travolta has a goatee

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(every two or three years) BEYONCÉ: 🎵that man thinks he’s grown 🎵 but he’s a child 🎵boring loser gives me nothing JAY-Z: this is the album of the year

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lol Gayle I can barely afford to go to Delaware

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wrote about The Residence, a fun little murder mystery i enjoyed a lot even though "a show set in the White House" set off a zillion alarms and buzzers in my brain briancgrubb.substack.com/p/against-tr...

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a few years ago I called Finn Wittrock “Witt Finnrock” as a joke but it turns out the joke is on me because now I have to check every single time to see which one is his real name

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wrote about The Residence, a fun little murder mystery i enjoyed a lot even though "a show set in the White House" set off a zillion alarms and buzzers in my brain briancgrubb.substack.com/p/against-tr...

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“hey Brian where did you put your tax information from last year?” I don’t see how you can possibly expect me to remember that “hey Brian who did the 76ers trade in 2001 to acquire Dikembe Mu-…” Theo Ratliff and Toni Kukoc

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i trust only pablo with this story

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(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin) Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind

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go birds

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when you develop a close personal relationship Willem Dafoe that’s when he becomes Willem Dafriend

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wow what a perfect time to participate in what appears to be a promotional stunt for recreational space travel for the extremely wealthy

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me after completing any task on time

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feels like 2025 is gonna be a year where I squeeze every ounce out of “well at least the Eagles won the Super Bowl”

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dumb guys love to use the word “allegedly” like it’s an invincibility spell

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what i like about The Studio is that it gives the people what they want, which is Kathryn Hahn and Catherine O’Hara running amok

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i hate being a buzzkill on this — lord in heaven knows i love a wild local news story — but a few people have sent me the thing about the lady booking hundreds of hotel rooms and without more information it scans a little closer to “mental health crisis” than “silly crime” to me

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THIS WEEK IN MY FRIDAY NEWSLETTER — I am so ready for Murderbot — the White Lotus music feud continues, thank god — Spider League AND MORE briancgrubb.substack.com/p/i-am-ready...

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THIS WEEK IN MY FRIDAY NEWSLETTER — I am so ready for Murderbot — the White Lotus music feud continues, thank god — Spider League AND MORE briancgrubb.substack.com/p/i-am-ready...

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first the stock market tanks and now the eel larvae black market collapses I'm ruined

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Men don't go "Yabba Dabba Doo" anymore

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in my opinion a bear market is where bears shop for fresh fruits and vegetables

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Tomorrow is the last day that you can get a Defector subscription and pay just $0.98 for your first month. We published several blogs just today that are easily worth $0.98, perhaps more. defector.com/enjoy-a-defe...

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