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briangaar.bsky.social
Not a fan of free speech. linktr.ee/briangaar Austin, TX
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submitted 1 day ago • 57 comments

j dawg funny moments

submitted 1 day ago • 71 comments

Just finished a dungeon (strat live) in wow classic, right after we killed the boss our priest ninja looted some dps drop, called the angry mage a scrub and left. I MISSED THIS SO MUCH

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

(sees someone looking at my dragon quest tshirt) Um ma'am my eyes are up here (she makes eye contact w/ me and my dragon quest shades)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Me too!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Was doing the crossword yesterday and had to pause and figure out if @briangaar.bsky.social crafted it

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Keep voting for billionaires they definitely want your broke ass to be rich like them and not operating the machines so they can fly spaceships

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

coiling yourself in knots to act like you don't recognize a sieg heil gesture because you're worried about the blowback from the "terrorist fist-bump" people is some worm hall of fame shit

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Good news, I’m doing that right now at inside games! m.youtube.com/c/insidegames

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

submitted 4 days ago • 2879 comments

I can only read this in the men’s wearhouse slogan voice

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Not guilty

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

KFC is moving to Texas; Colonel Sanders is rolling in his grave & breading himself in protest thebarbedwire.com/2025/02/19/k...

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

I don't understand scarves, why does your neck's warmth require such an elaborate solution

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

Ran at the Y this morning & watched the clock like I was Vito Spatafore at a construction site in New Hampshire

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

OpenAI is incredible. “What if you said two words to a guy and they started to talk indefinitely.” That’s just interacting with a cokehead at a party

submitted 7 days ago • 33 comments

Even if sometimes wrong

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

If you were a “gifted and talented” child, how many milligrams is your adult antidepressant

submitted 10 days ago • 24 comments

Could be worse, I could be word searching “SNL” and defending it to my 22 followers

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Oo an SNL retrospective what a treat, they usually don't suck their own dicks like this

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

Homegirl acting like she’s training a pokemon

submitted 7 days ago • 67 comments

You (broke): Wow Elon ivfed another conservative lady Me (woke): Holy shit Patriarchy Hannah was catfishing tradwife twitter for years

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

submitted 8 days ago • 503 comments

Conversely

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Great punch up

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Being a dad is like playing grand theft auto without all the fun stuff

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Ah yes, famous High Noon stars Alan Ladd and Jack Palance

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

I wrote about how gambling is dumb and takes your money, yet casino & mobile sports betting groups are once again trying to squirm into Texas (and take our money). thebarbedwire.com/2025/02/14/c...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I wrote about how gambling is dumb and takes your money, yet casino & mobile sports betting groups are once again trying to squirm into Texas (and take our money). thebarbedwire.com/2025/02/14/c...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Congrats to RFK Jr., who fits in with the Trump/Musk administration in one very important way: all of his family hates him.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Really thought the neural implant would be smaller and less noticeable

submitted 12 days ago • 57 comments

#imwithher

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

😂😂😂😂 “stab myself in the eye with a rusty fork” how does she come up with these

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments