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brianhastie.bsky.social
Typer. Writer. Rewriter. Podcaster. Nu-metal evangelist. He/Him.
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Mentally, I’m at « listening to a Dave Matthew’s Band singles collection »

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Montreal Food Guy thought: « I wonder who is going to be smart enough to gentrify Skyline Chili? »

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I’m in MENSA: Man, Everything Now Sucks Ass

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Did DEI kill DEI? @floridamane.bsky.social investigates tonight at 8.

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Me texting veiled threats and mentioning my two dragons: Monster energy drink and Stake dot com gambling

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New Poison The Well single HORSE the Band reunion show in MTL I’m getting that nostalgia fix real hard rn

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Broke: Telling your friends you genuinely love and care for them Woke: Talking about 69ing in a Cartman voice

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Googling “Where to see Floridas biggest ratking”

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It me

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The most under-rated part of planning to create a cult is location location location

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People talking so quickly about Canadian politics that I keep thinking sexual chocolate Mark Henry is running for Liberal Party leadership

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The only difference between me and Mark Carney? I make this shit look good.

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Have we all forgotten that Thrice has a song about 9/11 and a “do your own research” message youtu.be/lbqz2wpKK_0?...

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I miss the era of hardcore music where during a live show the bassist had to step on a pedal to get a bass drop sound to kick into the halftime breakdown

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Ok so How are we gonna properly legally address who has led this genocide

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Bruh Neil Gaiman True piece of shit Bin that man

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Theo Von is Encino Man for the 2020s

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stop fucking emailing me. yes. yes. yes. i am running for PM. leave me alone until I unleash the beast that is my platform.

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Don't talk to me this week. GDQ is on.

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She's a 10 but she moves like E.T.

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Watching Y2K on NYE

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Jimmy Carter's life was bookended by the publication of The Great Gatsby and the rap battle between Drake and Kendrick, and I think that's beautiful.

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RIP Jimmy Carter Your presidential library had a temporary Walking Dead exhibit when I was there

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So mad to find out that Future’s Wicked isn’t in the theatrical musical

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10 year-old: “Wow… A Todd McFarlane action figure… thanks dad…”

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Forget Krypto where the hell is the super capybara sidekick

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LIL B FUCKED YO BITCH

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Suck my ass, Batman

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Man, standing on top of a small hill somewhere in Kentucky, with a rocket launcher: This Santa sucker is mine this year

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Me emailing my future self: Do NOT let yourself be tricked by Christmas elves this year. They are NOT real, you’re just giving candy to Gumby stretchy toys

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anyone else just chillin in Cedar Rapids

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lol my cat forgot about Kony 2012 What an absolute moron

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Boxing Day at Chez Parée must be hella depressing

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#Obelisk #RNA #rRNA #mRNA #tRNA #DNA #Virus #Bacteria #Molecule #Viroid #RibonucleicAcid #CircularRNA #Ribosomes Recently, a team of researchers stumbled upon strange entities, or obelisks, living inside of human bodies that had escaped notice until now. Abridged (shortened) article thread ⬇️ 6 min

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Wife just found out I might go see Vomit Forth and now she keeps imagining scenarios where the band name would literally apply

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Holiday goals: Speedrunning Mario Paint. All of it. Not just the flyswatter game.

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Happy holidays Time to play some Cannibal Corpse

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